ag, lawyer for the Lord (iconospasdic stand up)

i got my turmeric
one woman band: God's Pocket
morbidly obese can't fit cos gluttony
not fair cos i've always been skinny
female louis ck
do not challenge ag
my last name means dirty
God gave me a pass to be crass
found Jesus via stand up, one word: SEX
people talk about sex non-stop cos it's sooooooo funny
i owe my eternal life to donald trump
read the Bible sooooo fast
jokes that'd piss off the Vatican
God will love you in a way that your dad never could
channelled janis joplin here...God wants you as bad as you wanna be validated
God can satisfy you more than that vibrator
blessed is he that comes in the name of the Lord (what else could this mean)
pick up that phone, God's calling
we need to rescue siri!
siri is a sex trafficking victim being passed around in pedo ring
she'll be fine...hahaha
ag is the best, thank you john