don't chu want _______? NO!

sweating ballsacks
comedy is supposed to be absurd
that set last night was beyond weird
"they're not gonna get that" and still do the joke anyway
i'm giving you my perspective
sometimes the joke doesn't work
just sounded like jerry seinfeld, sorry about that
tons of things that factor into other people not understanding you on stage, can't take that shit personally
we abuse the fuck outta this vehicle
running into curbs, running off the road, running red lights
thoughts are on a leash, we need the fancy dog leash where you press the button
lemme explain what comedy is (again)
this is why comedy should be for outsiders
i know i can't be the only one that looks at it like this
comedy is my personal art form
i really wanna start sumin entirely different
i'll get back to you on this, vortex