so very few of us w/ self-awareness

is it weak using props doing stand up
in my wildest dreams i am a regular ass comic
weather machine on full blast, wearing this heavy ass chef coat
...that's what the horn is for
now going into metaphor land
it's a good thing to be corrected
sit/squat corrected, only kneel for the Lord
i know this sounds like jokey voice
female in clusterA is quite an oddball
most females in clusterB cos they're psycho bitches
usually have a tremor if i sit in a chair and my leg shakes