THERE IS HOPE, ag reads Jesus pamphlet

2 years ago
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you know how we like to pick up trash
this isn't trash, but apparently somebody thought so
i'm not joking, promise
ag is an actual comic, nobody knows what comedy is
they dunno why half the shit is on the planet, good or bad
maybe i should read this during a comedy set
i can make jokes about anything
trying to ease this burden of turning the wheel
i am growing into my lack of a tooth
money, materialism, alcohol, party lifestyle, RELIGION so true!
Luke 12:15, Jeremiah 17:7
gain the world, lose yer soul
good shepard, friend, counselor, father, refuge, savior
some day in heaven, that day will be soon (another "joke")
Romans 3:23
compare n contrast, it's what most people do
buttons are pretty cool man
you can skip a shitty track on a cd, not so much with life tho
the consequence of death (spiritual)
dying spiritually means the devil will infiltrate yer mind (you'll probably end up taking crazy pills)
sinners pay a debt, Revelation 21:8
whore mongers & war mongers, think john mccain, ie neocons
sorcerers...doctors, experts, journalists
idolizers...pretty much everybody
liars...pretty much everybody
John 3:16 fuck yes...we shall not perish!
i really wanna get up to Heaven as soon as possible
intentional littering is way worse
another side rant that wasn't much of a rant
still haven't been baptized, ag was right again
they took my suggestion w/out even knowing it
i rejected this for a long long time
this is sweat, courtesy of the govt
just wait, trust the process of the exit
plenty of time to read this passage
some bullshit prayer, fuck that shit
always loved the fuck outta ephesians
reading the Bible for myself
God helped me stop smoking pot
political correctedness destroys communication between us and God
i can use the word motherfucker in my prayers
hopefully we will all have this eternal life (pretty shortly, it seems)

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