Supreme Court Revokes Phoenix Man's 1st Amendment Rights

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The Supreme Court handed down a historic decision this morning ruling unanimously that the first amendment does not apply to Tom Becker, of Phoenix Arizona. The class action lawsuit was brought before a ninth circuit judge by a coalition of Mr. Becker's coworkers, neighbors, and family members who said his continued right to free speech was causing them emotional distress and they presented several video tapes they submitted to the court as evidence.