if history rhymes, can we get an upright bass

my father is on the straight n narrow
baddie4shoes was on the gay n wide
now it's the trance and all-encompassing
constantly doing joke updates
this world won't stop being crazy
devolving..that's just the way it goes folks
gotta have a lotta eggs, at least 350
just make sure you got your strong holds
reading about the bolsheviks...
why wouldn't another version of history happen since everyone is such an idiot