smart women know how their uterus works

i learned a new word tonight
terrell taught me about being sapiO sexual
...since i'm not attractive any other way
tribal/instinctual...why do you need a woman to be smart
"they're not used to women thinking the things that you think"
when you're not attractive you gotta overcompensate
i look like a dude, with glitter all over yer face
me n terrell have the same brain
i didn't hit on you at all
BLAAAAACK
maybe i am like a buddhist monk
oh shit i could NOT think about sex
you tell yourself you need things that you really don't
i assumed i was gonna be terrible
42 fucking comics yawl
that "joke" that i did about the shitty dive bar after 11pm couldn't have been more relevant