no way my ass can be perfect, thank you Yeshua!

if you watch this channel you get a way more accurate version of me
not amazing, just a human open about my problems
comedy is just talking
my comedy is a lot like poetry i guess
not a bigot but most definitely sexist
i know i'm a sinner for having premarital sex
saying i'll go to sleep and actually going to sleep are two entirely different things
don't miss yer exist, amy
could only handle 3 sips of coca-cola
i'm changing vortex, i'm changing!