this is yer "brain" on the "news" media

i am a lot like a rabbit except i got ranch dip in my lap
grocery steam sprayed on these carrots so no point in washin this sob
ocd about shit i am passionate about
i don't wanna be part of the entertainment industry like at all
underground art babeh, goin back to flyers
why want success in this shit world
fine liberals...stay yer ass home
there's that attitude comin out
i wouldn't eat that, amy
narcissistic competition and yet they complain about capitalism
oh yes i can be mad about it
love this damn coffee
oooh! a black police officer
too simple and makes too much sense and would require very minimal effort
try to make the most outta these things if they're there
i know enough not to watch tv
fake news network trump tshirt
you won't get the full picture, this is 5th grade level funny (it's dt cartoon pissing on cnn hahahaha)
an impossible feat to showcase this in the full but i think you got the picture
dt proved to me that i was a true comedian
america is controlled by celebrity culture
why are they doing comedy if they ain't paying any kinda attention
people are just embracing this shit culture
mememememememememememes
it's always about you but you don't even know it
it's too petty to just blame the whole left
wish they still believed in freedom of speech and actual equality (as a principle)
retarded society thru EVERYTHING (even the bathroom "conveniences")
i don't even have to push a button or pull a lever anymore
they don't want us to have intuition sooooo....to the groupthink!
this has always been the truth, but now it is in focus due to advanced technology
love the word exacerbate (rhymes w/ masturbate)
grey harrs spotted!
cultural deathwish shitshow magnified
zoom in on human nature
the ones who can't see it have been sucked into that vortex
the true vortex is God, the internet is a replacement
long story short, good riddance western civ!