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The Turtle That Ruined My Life
1 month ago
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ceramic turtle rage
funny meltdown story
unhinged art joke
rainbow regret skit
3am chaos humor
gen z breakdown
green turtle supremacy
pottery humor tiktok
emotional support turtle
art trauma moment
It was supposed to be beautiful.
But the turtle… the turtle had other plans.
This is the story of how a rainbow shell turned into
a green-painted revenge arc at 3AM.
I hope you rot, ceramic freak.
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