guyinthemask123

guyinthemask123

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    Sleep is my full-time job
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    My ass almost caused a crime 💀🚴‍♂️🍑
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    My toilet cries with me
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    Dystopia tastes like pineapple
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    I love the food, hate the aftermath
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    Every time I walk my body protests
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    My mushroom hobby is killing me 🍄💀
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    My bad luck keeps me living
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    Doctor says my diet will kill me
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    They always talk down to me smh
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    Once a month is all I need
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    My body is wired all wrong 💩🍆
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    Zombies don’t even need to chase me
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    Bros don’t let bros shit alone
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    Call me Nostradumbass
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    Cat got stolen? Teach it to be useless
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    They bite… but with love
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    I tried it so you don’t have to (or do)
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    Why is the world breathing rn?
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    Addiction solved (trust me bro)
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    The mystery of the missing sock 🧦
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    I found a better use for horses
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    I went to hell… kinda 🔥
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    When exorcism goes wrong
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    Be like the G in gnocchi 🤫
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