Yes, I’m Dumb. No, You’re Not Special.

1 month ago
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You think you hurt my feelings by calling me dumb?
Bro, I’ve been living rent-free in my own brain for 20 years.
I already know I’m stupid.
I’ve had full conversations with automatic doors and lost.
Every day I wake up and gaslight myself with Google Maps.
You’re not offending me—you’re quoting me.

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