Introducing: The AI Fleshlight

She says, “My head hurts.”
She says, “It’s that time of the month.”
Then 4 AM hits and she’s screaming,
“Have you been with one of your whorses again?!”
So I invented an AI Fleshlight.
No drama. No yelling. No monthly downloads.
Just peace, passion, and plastic.
This isn’t tech.
It’s a coping mechanism.