Cupped a Fart for Her… Is That Love?

Sometimes… when I really like someone… I cup a fart in my hand… and gently present it to her like it’s a rose. That’s my way of saying “you’re special.” If she gags and runs—she wasn’t the one. If she laughs? Wedding’s next week. Y’all don’t understand real romance like this anymore. It’s about the gas, not the flowers.