Looking for a villain partner in crime… DMs open

Okay so here’s the sitch: I’m plotting world domination but I’m missing one thing — an evil genius to help me get rid of half the population. Not real harm (feds relax), just like… for the vibes. I need a mastermind partner to design the most over-the-top villain plan ever. Bonus points if your plan involves lasers, Karen armies, or mind control apps. Comment your ideas. We’re recruiting.