After waking up to MY KITCHEN ON FIRE, I decide that the best course of action is to go to the place where nothing makes sense; seems reasonable. I get betrayed by someone interesting (you'll find out later, I'm uploading these halfway through the game), and now I'm just mad, so I'm sticking around. We start out by figuring out who we're leaning towards, the Loners or the Barta boys, and away... we... go! --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

A lot less to say about a lot that was done. Ran into a generally uncooperative sort, met a new faction, and headed to Garbage. (I just MS Paint the episode onto the relevant game in MS Paint, which for some reason has three different versions of Calibri, depending on its mood.) --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonightt, we're heading through the Garbage, and to what used to be called Dark Valley. Passing through the old stomping grounds of Freedom and bandits, pissing off the Barta bois, and running from a mobile flashbang anomaly. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight I admit to crimes, but such is life in the Zone. I then get high up on a trash pile, which is not instantly fatal in this later decade, and meet... goodness you're everywhere Richter. I then make up for the crimes I commit by solving a lot of the gang boss-related problems in Garbage. Then I jump to the left and step to the right to see if I have an option on who to show information to. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight we side trip to the Cordon to see if there's anything important (there isn't). After that, we get back on track, and meet the Monolith... or not anymore? --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight I find women, and go shopping... don't worry about it. Also, Degtyarev is here and alive... and sounds like Captain Price. Is there a word for geographic anachronisms? Errybody getting got by psi energy, and I'm apparently the only person who can fix that. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Today we go looking for... heyyyy it's ya boi; that was *you*? Nice twist. We get to visit a base close to my heart, and just as devoid of hope, lmao. We have a brief conversation about what's next from Scar and Strider, then off we go. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight we get our start in the Arena, reconcile an old feud, and... OHNONONOWHYDIDYOUDOTHAT. I guess Part One of A BAD DECISION. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Starting off tonight with someone else's trans-dimensional PTSD, then deciding whether or not 5 people can take on the best defended installation in the Zone. I hem, haw, and regret, but commit to the bit as I clean up messes. I bolt-on a main mission in the way because I need to get to a repair shop. At 2:22:22, you can hear some little feets running across the ground; they were special guest star, Tank the Ferret! =^) --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

So here's how we're going to clean up this mess, by... oh no. Questions and answers, all in the same night; convenient. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

After hoisting the title belt over my head, we try to find out how to deal with yesterday's problem. Oh we have to go to... HEEEYYYYYYYY IT'S YA BOI, this place looks awfully familiar... even without a marker for it I think there's something riiiiiight here. Okay, now I have the brain shield that will save me... by shaving a whole five percent off the damage. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Not a lot to say about a *lot* that happened, as I try not to spoil too hard in these comments. We assault the Duga again, and I get what I thought was the last journalist stash, but I was wrong. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight we go on an adventure for a friend, leading us to...=^( --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight we meet a legend, and aggravate another to no end. Also, we remind people that trying to get yourself into the history books, puts you into history sooner. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight I walk up to my homies and flash them the gang sign that has worked 100% of the time... until now. We then learn about C-Consciousness' ability to control people, and have some terse words before hamfisting an escape. (Where did I hide that?) I then go on a quest to gain access to the norf, with some interesting Scar-related revelations. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight we finally reunite with the special overseer of the zone, and go on a nostalgia trip through Call of Pripyat and pass the point of no return. Wait, what's that? BAH GAWD IT'S THE COLONEL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Character knowledge: I didn't want to do that. Player knowledge: I *really* didn't want to do that. But I had no choice. Just running out of stuff to pour out for the homies, and goodness the revelations. A lot to say tonight. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Tonight we follow another ending. Y'know what? I think *you* are lying, and I think YOU are crazy, and that makes me sad, but who is more foolish: the fool, or the fool that follows? --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Another night, another ending. I'm sorry my guide, I didn't want it to be like this... I made it quick. Oh *that's* why Scar is crazy... got it. Maaaaannnn... you pissed me off, a lot, but once you caught your tail, you committed with your head held high. 07 --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.

Alternatively, we could just ask ????. We take a trip through someone else's memory lane, then interact with the EVE Online capsuleer tech, except without killing you, before finding out... some stuff. This is a good game. --- Intro and outro music usually by @GunshipMusic, who are rad and you should support them.