finally! ag does a polemical "musical" standup @ third coast comedy club

joey is so funny, he is just as (if not more) neurotic as he appears
it kinda looks like an actual comedy club w/ the brick wall + joey is from nyc in case you couldn't tell
"all over nashville" i dunno what that means (nashville is also super small compared to the 5 boroughs!)
the one the only ag...so true thanks joey
i was annoyed, i am literally smh
i look so friggin cute, very seventies tonight
i will cry one of these days, i just dunno when
i haven't eaten all day so i got this apple
that was ronnit, that jewish witch cackle
i brought the pillow for comfort n also...
i'm a woman, a lotta people dunno that
masculine energy: i wanna do this myself
this is a true statement, i guess i'm fine w/ it huh
true depressing ass statements about the state of our society, the gender situation is due to technology more than anything
okay this is better than i thought
*i see now why people think i have so much confidence, quite frankly i really hate stage time but i know why i am supposed to do it so that makes it easier (i was also high n so was ronnit)
i eat on stage for many reasons
shocked that i used to smoke marijuana
have yawl noticed how strong the weed is
people aren't careful, america is an experiment that went horribly wrong
regardless of politics i gotcha
irrefutable statements damnit
became a christian doin standup, super weird
i gotta get saved FAST (lookin at other comics)
can't burn in hell like all the homosexuals
man that got a laugh
part gay that is true, some kinda percentage every day it varies
you can say whatever you want
the only one that can cancel you is God
i am very plzed w/ myself can you tell
ronnit totally sounds like a witch n looks like one too (she is beautiful tho)
she is jewish AND obnoxious *but she is my best friend in nashville
i love how they said ronnit, i dunno who that was
a lotta women don't have self-awareness but also people in general esp cos of internet phone brain they all have now
i see myself everywhere i go so that's why i don't have sex
i see myself not enjoying it so why bother
resolving issues on stage, this is comedy therapy damnit
i got everybody (that's how it felt up there as well)
oh two min left *ii probably should figure this out considering how long i've been doin standup it's annoying at this point
timing is impeccable on stage, everywhere else it's absolute shit
having totaled 4 cars, i can say that my timing OFF stage is pretty bad
chronic lateness so i have to pretend to be someone else
the AI just might kill itself
human beings have rendered themselves useless since they trust machines so damn much
simply sad shit really
you should applaud but nobody cares
LEAVE SIRI ALONE! nobody got it n that makes me sad
siri is a little girl trapped inside of a phone, think of a sex trafficking victim
algorithms...fuck em
i guess i'll just eat this apple
it feels good not to be dead...ironic that i said that whilst eating an apple
that was like resembling what should have happened at the garden of eden