Beaver Stew & Hand Jiving

1 month ago
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Howdy folks, today's the 18th of November, a Monday, and boy, do we got ourselves a hootenanny of a show lined up for y'all! After that wild shindig where folks were doin' the Trump Two-Step, Patton's over there boilin' up some beaver stew for dinner, bless her heart. She's fixin' to make that beaver taste delicious with her secrets, I reckon.

Now, Jason, he's gotta make amends 'cause he went and got all mixed up. He had to apologize to Nat, seein' as he might've suggested she was sendin' him them fancy, uh, inner thigh selfies, which ain't true at all. She actually sent him a real artistic drawing piece, you know, about a groin injury. Jason just wanted to set the record straight.

Then, Patton and Jason, they dive into what's hot on X, but bless their hearts, they can't stay on track. Patton, she starts doin' these odd hand jives right in front of the camera, makin' Jason twitch like a cat on a hot tin roof. I reckon the whole internet's gonna have a chuckle, 'cept maybe for Jason, who's lookin' like he'd rather be anywhere else.

Tune in, y'all, it's gonna be a barn burner!

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