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Howdy y'all! Today's the best day of the week—it's Friday, and you're in luck 'cause this episode of Critters For Dinner is a real humdinger. Patton kicks things off with her famous southern critter dinner, then we hop right on the Trump train before Jason goes all out with his hilarious Rex Kwon Do impersonation. If you're a long-time fan, you're gonna love this episode. If you're new, well, this is a prime example of what we do best—touch on serious topics and then go off the rails for some good ol' fashioned fun. Critters For Dinner is available on all podcast platforms, and you can watch us on X, Rumble, YouTube, and Spotify. Subscribe to one or all of 'em and help support the show. You can also help us out by orderin' gear from our merch shop or simply sharin' our links and engag'n with our content on X. We're mighty lucky to have such a fantastic group of fans we call the Critters Crew. Thanks a heap for all your support! Today's shoutout goes to Giblets on X. He's a cool dude, and y'all should be followin' him. Have a great weekend, stay safe, and enjoy the show. See y'all!

Howdy, folks! Good evenin' and welcome to the latest episode of Critters For Dinner! We got a real special treat for y'all today—our guest is none other than Heidi Briones. She's got an amazin' story about switchin' from Democrat to Republican, and let me tell ya, she's one fine example of what's goin' on in America. We’re seein' folks from all walks of life shiftin' to more conservative views, and with all the ruckus from the past 4-5 years, it's plain to see why. So, kick back, relax, and enjoy this here episode. Don't forget to follow us on X and share the show with your family, friends, coworkers, and anyone else who might get a kick outta it. Enjoy, y'all!

Howdy y'all! It's Monday, and usually, we're draggin' our boots through a slow news day, but not today! We got some mighty big news from the weekend—President Trump was shot at a rally. This here has hit Patton and Jason real hard, and you'll feel the somber vibes throughout the show. We'll also be chattin' about Trump's VP pick. Plus, today's big shoutout of the week goes to Christie... the coolest chick we know on X! And don't forget, we'll be lettin' y'all know where to find us on the internets. Hang tight, folks, and join us for this special episode.

Well, yeehaw! Thank goodness it's Friday, folks! We're tickled pink to have all y'all joinin' us for another rib-ticklin' episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton and Jason are back with some brand spankin' new laughs that'll have y'all rollin'. We're plum thrilled to spend about 12 minutes with all you beautiful people. Now, if ya don't mind, give this video a thumbs up and share it on your X feed. Every time ya do, it helps us grow and spread the fun even more. Critters For Dinner is growin' faster than a hog on a corn diet, and that means we get to give more shout-outs to y'all. And oh, sorry Mike, but Big Mike just had to sneak into the conversation somehow. So, sit back, enjoy the show, and don't forget to mosey on over to the merch shop and snag yourself some mighty fine gear. Enjoy, y'all!

Yeehaw! It's humpday, y'all, and that means a brand spankin' new episode of Critters For Dinner! This one’s a real hoot. Kick back and enjoy watchin' or listenin' to the best dang show on the X platform. We're mighty proud of it! This episode's a wild ride, coverin' all sorts of topics and servin' up a heap of laughs. Y'all enjoy now, ya hear?

Well, y’all, it's Monday, and you know what that means! A brand-new episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Tonight, we’re cookin’ up some Turtle Soup and chewin’ the fat 'bout politics and what’s hot on that X app. We’ll be talkin’ 'bout the infamous Moose Knuckle and if Chris Christie’s the poster boy for it. Big thanks to all y’all for buyin’ stuff from our merch shop. Keep on buyin’, ‘cause every time y’all do, it makes the show better! Enjoy this here episode of Critters For Dinner!

Howdy y'all! We got a real treat fer ya today on Critters For Dinner. On this here episode, we got a special guest, Keith Malinak. He's a hoot an' a half with a right funny bone, so we done did a double episode with him. First off, Patton and Jason hopped on Keith's At The Mic Show, then we wrangled Keith fer a quickie on CFD. We appreciate y'all fer tunin' in every time, and we sure hope y'all enjoy this extra special content from yer favorite internet show!

Howdy y'all! Evenin', America! Today we got ourselves another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner with the best duo on the interwebs, Patton and Jason. This here is our 50th episode, and we're tickled pink to share it with y'all. Y'all have been downright amazing supportin' our podcast, and we reckon we got the best fan base on the whole world wide web. Don't forget, this Friday we're goin' live with Keith on his show. We want all y'all Critters Crew to show up big time and shower us with some love in the chat. It'll be airin' Friday, July 5th at 2 PM Eastern or 1 PM Central. In this episode we're droppin' today, we're chattin' 'bout some trendin' topics and talkin' 'bout how great America is. So sit back, enjoy, and don't forget to like, share, and comment on this show online. It really helps get our podcast out to more folks. Thank y'all!

Good evenin', Critters Crew! Thanks for joinin' us for another episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. We got a fun show lined up for y'all tonight. Our dynamic duo kicks things off by talkin' 'bout what's for dinner, but they get a little sidetracked with some horseradish sauce before they get back on track. They dive into the latest buzz on X, includin' some big news 'bout Trump. Seems he got a favorable ruling from SCOTUS 'bout his immunity as President, which is a huge win not just for the MAGA folks, but for everyone who doesn't want our political system turnin' into a revenge game every 4-8 years. It's wrong, plain and simple, and always will be. Patton and Jason chat about how we ended up here, with Patton claimin' that ol' Mr. Pepperoni Eyes has been pullin' the strings all along. Jason reckons y'all should check out Endgame by Alex Jones from over 20 years ago. Patton also delves into the 'woke' origins, and they talk about the J6 stuff, includin' droppin' an Amber Heard on Nancy's desk. To wrap things up, Jason introduces Patton to the game called, 'Hide-A-Duke,' and don't y'all forget, we'll be on Keith's show this Friday and we want everyone to join us. Today's shoutout Salty Andy from X! We love you Andy :)

TGIF, y'all! Thank Goodness It's Friday! How y'all spendin' your weekend? We're tickled pink that you chose to spend a few minutes of your valuable time hangin' out with us on Critters For Dinner. The Critters Crew is amazin' and we're so darn happy to have so many friends who not only listen to Critters For Dinner, but also enjoy it and interact with our content. It's amazin' to see so many folks find our silly little show entertainin'. So make sure you tellyomommaandem about Critters For Dinner and keep engagin' with our content online. Every time you like, comment, tweet, share, etc., it helps grow the show and gets us out to more folks. CFD is a podcast that airs every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We cover a bunch of goofy stuff, but sometimes we touch on serious topics, like today, when we gave some feedback from last night's debate. It was tough to watch, but we all know who the right man is for the job, and nothin' is gonna stop us from votin' that way. After discussin' Trump and TDS, Patton and Jason had a good laugh about folks choosin' to be angry, sad, bitter... and how you can also choose to be happy, peaceful, and joyful. Livin' your life has less to do with external pressures and more to do with internal fortitude. Choose to be happy THIS weekend and we'll see y'all Monday evenin'. Critters For Dinner Website www.crittersfordinner.org Critters For Dinner Merch Shop https://cfd.printify.me/products

Howdy, folks! It's Wednesday, and we’re tickled pink to bring y'all another episode of Critters For Dinner. Tonight's grub is somethin' special: Ham Bananas and Hollandaise Sauce from the 1970s. Sounds kinda nasty, don't it? But we're gonna dig into them crazy eats from back in the day. We’ll also jaw about them funny ol' conversational pits from the 70s. Jason’s thinkin' 'bout putting one in his new house, but who knows what kinda germs you might catch hangin' out in one of them things! Stick around as we holler about our merch shop, then jump into some hot topics like Julian Assange gettin' released, Hillary Clinton, Epstein, Star Wars, and a heap more. We’ll finish up by chattin' 'bout some of our favorite scary movies. So grab yerself a cold pop, plop down, and enjoy the show with us. Don’t forget to mosey on over to our merch shop and snag some gear—every time you buy somethin', it helps keep this show goin'. As a proud member of the #CrittersCrew, make sure to like, share, and spread the word on social media. Thanks for joinin' us, and we’ll see y'all on Friday!

Howdy y'all, it's that time of the week again when Patton and Jason bring y'all another knee-slappin' episode of Critters For Dinner! It's Monday, which usually means it's a slow news day, but don't y'all worry none, 'cause we're fixin' to serve y'all up a heapin' helpin' of redneck hilarity! Tonight, we're chewin' the fat over a big ol' plate of raw oysters, or as we like to call 'em, "gooey boogers" - yum! And if y'all ain't got yer fill of redneck wisdom, we're also talkin' 'bout our brand spankin' new merch shop, which y'all can check out at https://cfd.printify.me/products. We'll be jawin' 'bout all the latest news and trends on X, and how us poor folk only need three things to be happy: AC, beer, and cable TV. And if y'all ain't had yer fill of political shenanigans, we'll be dishin' the dirt on Hillary Clinton and that there Russian steel dossier. But wait, there's more! We'll also be gittin' all excited 'bout the upcoming release of Shrek 5 in 2025 - yeehaw! So grab yerself a cold one, kick back, and get ready for another wild ride with Patton and Jason on Critters For Dinner!

Howdy y'all! TGIF -- We's tickled pink that y'all decided to join us fer our Friday episode of Critters For Dinner. Today, Patton and Jason's start off with some good ol' Stuffed Possum fer supper. Then, they be jawin' 'bout Patton's pup, Willie Nelson, and how she spoils that lil' rascal. We have ourselves a hoot watchin' some Fursuit Friday videos and wrap it all up with a bit of show business, includin' Patton and Jason sharin' their X profile tags. And don't fergit, today is National Selfie Day! Take a selfie and drop it in the thread of this here video on Twitter. So grab a seat and let's get this shindig goin'!

Howdy y'all! On today’s show, Patton and Jason kick things off with some Chicken Livers for Dinner and gab 'bout Patton’s homemade peanut butter pie. Them two keep talkin’ food, chattin' 'bout Trailer Park Nachos. Patton also shows off her brand new puppy named Willie Nelson. They jaw 'bout what's trendin' on the X, like Juneteenth, Stonehenge, Birdman, Freedom Day, and other stuff. Y'all enjoy the show and thanks a heap for sharin' it with all your friends! Thanks fer tunin' in to Critters For Dinner! We's mighty blessed to be part of sumthin' way bigger than ourselves, and it's y'all, the amazin' #CrittersCrew, that makes this whole shebang work. We owe it all to y'all, our fantastic community, fer helpin' us bring this show to life each week. Fer them new to the crew, hosts Patton and Jason bring fresh episodes every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. The show’s mostly full of fun and nonsense, but every now and then we talk 'bout serious stuff—always with a good chuckle. To get the best outta Critters For Dinner, make sure y'all are followin' Patton and Jason on the X platform. That’s where the magic happens and where you'll find the best content 'bout the podcast. Plus, you can catch the show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, Rumble, and dang near any other platform you can think of. Just search Critters For Dinner on your favorite podcast app to subscribe and stay updated. Once again, thank ya fer spendin' some of yer precious time with us every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We truly 'preciate yer support and look forward to many more laughs with y'all!

Howdy y'all, on this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason be talkin' 'bout havin' Hoover Stew, which, if y'all ain't heard of it, is a dish popular back in the Great Depression. It's a hearty mix of macaroni, hot dogs, tomatoes, and corn. It's a simple yet filling meal, perfect for when you're low on cash but high on hunger! Before they dive into that, they might just give a shout-out to Chuck Schumer's recent grillin' picture, where he seems to be cookin' up some raw patties. And then Patton and Jason reminisce about the good ol' days of The Oregon Trail, where you could lose half your family to dysentery or a broken wagon axle. Them were simpler times, weren't they? They'll also be talkin' 'bout waffles, Katy Perry, and White Boy Summer, whatever that means. And don't forget to check out their new Merch Shop comin' up real soon. It'll be a hoot, y'all!

Thank goodness it's Friday, y'all, or as we like to say, TGIF! Tonight, you’re in fer a real treat. We got another great episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason, and Patton's gonna spill the beans on one of her favorite childhood treats. We got us a conversation 'bout Gayberhoods takin' down U-Turn signs, Trump turnin' 78, Flag Day, and somethin' 'bout Eric bang bangin' Fang Fang. They wrap up the show by sharin' their social media handles and givin' a special shoutout to CrittersCrew founding member, Cruise. Y'all don't wanna miss it!

If yer readin' this, y'all done made it to the right spot. We's happier than a hog in mud to invite y'all to join us fer another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner, starin' the one and only Patton and the amazin' Jason. This here duo's gonna tickle yer funny bone right smack dab in the middle of the week. Tonight's shindig kicks off with a hootin' and hollerin' about Smoked Shotgun Shells, Elon Musk's latest shenanigans on X, fellers tuckin' their junk, and a wild furry shirt with flaps lookin' like a lady's parts. Thanks fer stoppin' by and enjoy the show. All y'all are awesome, and we's tickled pink to have so many folks tune in each time. It's folks like y'all that keep us goin' strong! Much obliged! :)

Ready to bust a gut? This one's for you! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, we dive into what in tarnation porkupine meatballs are, then we go right into some trending X topics like Twisted Tea, them spikey sticker plants, Russell Brand, Avian Bird Flu, Pink Eye (or as we call it, poop eye), cats bringin' dead critters to their folks, and we wrap it up talkin' 'bout Merkins. Y'all have a dang good time watchin' or listenin' to our show. We are truly blessed to have so many folks tune in and be a part of this here hootenanny. All y'all are awesome, and we're mighty thankful y'all took time outta yer busy day to hang out with us for a spell.

It’s a slow news day, y’all, but Patton and Jason are here to dish out some good ol’ traditional Memorial Day food ideas and chat about what’s hot on X. Big thanks to y’all for subscribin’, watchin’, and chattin’ with us on all the platforms... this show’s only possible ‘cause we got a crazy loyal bunch who we call the Critter Crew. Y’all are the best! Next month’s gonna be a hoot as Patton and Jason get their new studio spaces ready. They’ll be launchin’ a video feed of the show come July. If y’all wanna chip in and help us out, head over to ⁠https://x.com/GeneralPatton83⁠ and use the tip feature to throw some financial support our way and help us take this show from amateur hour to semi-professional.

This is a special edition of Critters For Dinner. On today's episode, Patton and Jason play a game called "Pimp or Pastor" -- check out the video feed to play along and let us know which one of these guys are pimps and which ones are pastors. Send us your Pimp or Pastor pictures for the next time we play "Pimp or Pastor" -- it can be funny, real, ai... whatever!

Howdy, y'all! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason are yakkin' 'bout what's fer supper, and tonight it's some good ol' fried catfish. They jaw 'bout Trump's legal ruckus up in New York and wrap things up chattin' 'bout Red Lobster. So kick back, enjoy the show, and don't forget to smash all them buttons!

Get ready, folks, 'cause it's time for another rowdy ride with Critters For Dinner! Patton and Jason are fixin' to take y'all on a mouthwaterin' journey through grub 'n gab. Today, they're chattin' 'bout the fine line between Nutria and Nutella, then divin' into the latest buzz on the X app. It's a darn good day for news, coverin' everything from Diddy gossip to a showdown between AOC and MTG, even throwin' in some tidbits 'bout Barron Trump's graduation and a sneak peek at an upcoming podcast with the one 'n only Keith Malinak. So grab a cold one and settle in for this special episode of Critters For Dinner!

In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss various topics including their dynamic, cooking, Earth Day, Speaker of the House, and the future of the Republican party. They express their support for Jim Jordan and their desire for a strong MAGA party. They also touch on issues such as sending money overseas, securing the border, and drilling for oil. The conversation ends with a discussion about where to find them online. Comment Below: Is Patton mean to Jason? (explain)

In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various random topics, including cooking goat testicles, Joe Biden's uncle getting eaten by cannibals, Donald Trump's alleged fart, and an upcoming live space event. They also mention the possibility of Donald Trump's uncle confiscating Nikola Tesla's documents. The conversation is filled with humor and banter between the hosts.

In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various topics including accents, tornadoes, and trending news. Patton shares her experience growing up with a southern accent and how it has shaped her identity. They also talk about tornadoes and the importance of taking them seriously. The conversation concludes with a discussion about trending news and Jamie Raskin's recent controversy.