i've been told that this is performance art *ag kills her ego @ the east room

this is the best part...josh's introduction
this is what he always does w/ the final comic of the night btw
the international sensation...eventually KIDDING
a very schizophrenic outfit
i was literally crying before i came up hahahahaha
when i was a kid i always thought that i was dying
the longer i have lived the more i realized how right that original assumption was
i always get to everything thru the back door
anal sex is grody
sheep believe in voting
i have voted for multiple political candidates just to prove that i was right
i didn't know that trump was prez for 3days back in 2016
really the joke is on yawl
only drug dealers know about this hole
it's a stereotype for a reason damnit
i can't eat cos i am anti-american i guess
nothing worse for a comic than that
seriously just tell me to kill myself
i appreciate people watching no matter their reaction
i wanna vomit every time i leave the house
does my "comedy" make you wanna vomit? good
ag is a success story, i don't care what anybody says
the east room was the very first place where i tried piano punk
i compliment josh lewis n i am not kissing ass, he truly is that genuine
everything is a litmus test that america fails
that is literally the only performance that i can recall where i end on a banger