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CAST IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE RUDOLF THE SUB FIVE INCEL (0:08) Seung-Hui Cho Elliot Rodger Alek Minassian Marc Lepine Rudolf the Incel Margt Robbie Jeremy Meeks Megan Fox Chad Master Lamarcus Dregster The Enforcer Fat Link ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CHAD (2:17) Selkie human Minmin/Zoe Shoe0nHead Vegan Patriot Amelia Cheung Selkie Seal JINGLE BALLS (5:35) Master Lamarcus Fat Link Tod Thunderc*ck Emba The Enforcer Dregster PLA1092 LeFrenchcel FEMINISTS ARE COMING TO IS (7:25) Stupid Clown SoyCuckGodOfReddit Ceaseral Master Lamarcus Sad Feminist Angry Feminist Pierced Trans Feminist Bossy Feminist LeFrenchCel Trans Feminist ~LYRICS~ RUDOLF THE SUB FIVE INCEL [Intro] "You know Minassian and Komsarj and Seung-Hui Cho Lepine and Nathan Larson and that E R hero But do you recall The most famous in cell of all?" [Verse 1] Rudolf the sub five incel Had a very lonely life No girls would ever see him He would never find a wife [Verse 2] All of the Chad’s n’ Stacie’s Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolf Join in any normie games [Chorus] Then one foggy Christmas Eve Master came to say (Ho Ho Ho) “Rudolf in your incel mess, won’t you be mod on dot IS” [Verse 3] Then how the incels loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolf the incel disaster You’ll go down in history! [Verse 4] Rudolf the sub five incel Had a very lonely life No girls would ever see him He would never find a wife [Verse 5] All of the Chad’s n’ Stacie’s Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolf Join in any normie games [Chorus] Then one foggy Christmas Eve Master came to say (Ho Ho Ho) “Rudolf in your incel mess, won’t you be mod on dot IS” [Verse 6] Then how the incels loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolf the incel disaster You’ll go down in history! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CHAD [Intro] I don’t want a sub five incel There’s just one thing I crave I don’t care for your presence You all should be enslaved I just want him for my own More than you could ever know I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, yeah [Verse 1] I don’t want a sub five incel There’s just one thing I crave (And I) I don’t care for your presence You all should be enslaved I don’t need to hear you whinge You’re incel talk is cringe (Ugh) Short, fat, ugly won’t make me happy Not for me on Christmas day [Chorus] I just want him for my own (Ohh) More than you could ever know (Ohh) I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, baby [Verse 2] I won’t ask much for Christmas I won’t even wish for snow (And I) I’m just gonna keep on waiting Underneath the mistletoe I won’t drive incels crazy And take a lot of bee bee sea (Ah) I won’t even stay awake To chat with simps until three [Chorus] I just want him for my own (Ohh) More than you could ever know (Ohh) I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, baby [Verse 3] Oh, I don’t want a sub five incel That’s all I’m asking for (Ah) I just want to see my Chad Standing right outside my door [Chorus] I just want him for my own More than you could ever know I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, yeah [Outro] You Chad All I want for Christmas is Chad (Chad) All I want for Christmas is Chad (Ah oh, Ah oh) All I want for Christmas is Chad (Chad) All I want for Christmas is Chad (All I really want, ooh) All I want for Christmas is Chad (All I want, all I really want is Chad) JINGLE BALLS [Verse 1] Dashing through porn hub With One-hand on my tool Goin’ to give it a rub Like a crying incel fool (ha ha ha) Bob’s like a balloon Making me so hard What fun it is to rub and coom I have no self-regard, oh! [Chorus] Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Wanna girl to be mine, hey! Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Just wanna girl to be mine [Verse 2] Now my desk is white Sticky with my come No girls for me tonight They all call me ‘so dumb’ (ha ha ha) I’ll get a pussy pocket Maybe a doll as well Craving women, fuk et Going to go to a brothel [Chorus] Oh, Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Wanna girl to be mine, hey! Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Just wanna girl to be mine [Outro] Oh, I’m just an incel guy Just wanna girl to be mine FEMINISTS ARE COMING TO IS [Verse 1] You better watch out You better not cry You better not coom I’m telling you why… Feminists are coming to IS [Verse 2] They’re making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out, Who's naughty or nice. Feminists are coming to IS [Bridge] They see what you're typing, They know all your eye P's They know if you've been bad or good, So be good please please please please Oh…. [Chorus] You better watch out You better not cry You better not coom I’m telling you why… Feminists are coming to IS [Verse 4] With dyed purple hair 40 pounds too much fat Pro-abortion badges And 100 kitty cats Feminists are coming to IS [Verse 5] They’re anti-misogyny “All males will fall!” Pitchforks and whips And simps at their call Feminists are coming to IS [Bridge] The queens and queers united Will have a jubilee They’re gonna build a matriarch And take down IS misogyny Sooo…. [Outro] You better watch out You better not cry You better not coom I’m telling you why… Feminists are coming… Feminists are coming… Feminists are coming to IS