ag yells at jokes n tells them to go away...standup @ third coast comedy club

this damn intro tho
i didn't mean to shoot it like this but it's just as well that i did
this could be another time n place it feels
kyler (fat dude) points at me
he definitely built it up too much haha
can you see my dress, it's purple
slow start...i promise it's worth it
they laugh at just sound
questions i wish people would ask me
conversations that never happened
women are narcissists period
i got kicked outta my therapist's office...CLASSIC ag memories
satire rhymes w/ hellfire
you can smell their skin burning off i swear
schizo priv is lesser known priv
this does need to be said now, unfortunately
an actual penis from the Lord...CLASSIC ag humor
i don't like this sexual stuff yawl
i am talking about paranoia that schizos experience whenever it comes to somebody wanting to spend too much time w/ us
i am going to heaven for this reason damnit
i wore this dress for the show n yawl can't even see it
too much logic so is that vagina even real
the trouble w/ my house is that i can envision that it's other places where people notice me
bitchin wardrobe is facts
why i don't like relationships
psychosis in the grocery store, we're just thinking is all
very unconventional way to attempt suicide
purposely swimming past rip current...CLASSIC ag risk
i coulda just chosen to opt outta the relationship (and eventually did)
not very good at trying to be sumin i ain't
i'd rather be ridiculed, man
this doesn't look like luck but it is
politicians rape children n this audience laughs about it
restaurant life is this exact way
yelled at by many fat people over the course of almost 20yrs
america is a candyass factory
one clap for Christianity hahahaha
ag is not fine w/ degeneracy no matter how it seems
this is what we call personal growth
the light does often mean goodbye (at least doing standup)
kyler is also a conspiracy theorist so...
yes they are calling this the freak show
apparently ken was very confused which is typical of my audience haha
watching this now i am realizing why i stopped using the piano on stage