1
Hold The Frost
2:40
2
Who Took My Toe?
2:35
3
Eerie Glow
2:15
4
Halloween Street
1:46
5
Lactose Intolerant WereWolf
2:39
6
The Green Scream: Creature's Eco-Rant
2:34
Connor, the Handsome, Sexually Impotent Vampire
2:38
8
Gary the Socially Awkward Ghost
2:28
9
Frankenstein of the South
3:15
10
The Hunchback of Nashville
3:19
11
Waffle House Memories ( In This Plastic Shell)
2:58
12
The Phantom of the Dome
3:27
13
Whispers From the Other Side
3:11

Connor, the Handsome, Sexually Impotent Vampire

10 months ago
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Meet Connor, the charming, brooding vampire who has it all—except for one thing. In this humorous yet moody song, "Connor, the Handsome, Sexually Impotent Vampire," we explore the romantic struggles of a suave vampire who can sweep you off your feet but can’t quite light the fire when it counts. With a smooth voice, gothic elegance, and centuries of practice, Connor has perfected the art of seduction, but his inner conflict keeps him distant, leaving his admirers wanting more.

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