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The Tale of John Bates
This is a tale that most of you can relate to.
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This here is a cautionary tale my friends and acquaintances.
A tale of doing something in the wrong place.
And definately the wrong time.
This here is the tale of John Bates.
One time when i was in school.
John said he had to go to the rest room.
He was gone for a long time.
So the teacher went to find him.
She went into the mens bathroom because she heard some noise in there.
But what she saw left her pale face red.
He was wacking off in the boys bathroom.
Man he took forever in there.
He was wacking off in the boys bathroom.
We knew something was up when he grabbed a bottle of lotion instead of the hall pass!
Well John was caught red handed.
A red hand covered in lotion that is.
But that was not the worst of it.
But when he saw the teacher he erupted on her.
Oh no! Oh my! Oh ho ho!
Wacking off in the boys bathroom!
He had one of those dirty manga magazines!
Wacking off in the boys room!
He is going to get suspended because jacking it in the bathroom is not cool!
So now everyone whispers about the time John played with his johnson!
But they gave him a nickname.
They call him master.
(Yeah Master Bates!)
Ooooooo!
Oooooo!
Wacking off at school!
Dont you dare get caught wanking off at school!
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