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The Ancient and Sublime Rite of the Order of Operations and Purifications of Laa-Laa
No longer a "maniacally scrawled manifesto" containing "delusionally grandiose" hopes and dreams for an "unrealistic" Utopian Society based on a great cleansing of the World by Teletubbies, as described by m.., I mean Steve's (Marsupial People's kangaroo) court appointed psychologist (lie-chologist), but actual proof!!! Vision boards DO work! AGAIN! AGAIN! -
Footage showing the Future-Past of Real-Reality to come, provided by my confidential source, Not Steve, I mean Not Me, no, Steve, depicting an ancient purification ritual sacrifice invented after the Before Times. *Fweye, Steve was able to get his case with Brenda, the one about child support and whatnot, thrown out. He notified the court that he started identifying as a car the night before he and Brenda "allegedly" hooked-up in the parking lot of the tri-county fair that Skynyrd Tribute Band performs in every summer. He done stumped 'em good, 'cause DNA don't count, 'casue he's a truck (a Ford, duh, 'cause they're solid like Iraq - they burn a bunch of oil and need a coalition of the willing to keep 'em functioning), and his VIN doesn't match little Loose Neck's VIN.
Here's the transcribed message I attached and found on the valid evidence, a VHS Tape that was stuck in my VCR, translated from the original Tubbinese into English, page number 1234 of the "TeleTubbiTetrisComicon", where Tetris and Comicon both originated (shapes on their heads/wearing of costumes):
"Beneath the gentle rolling green mounds of carpeted earth warmed slowly by the yawning dawn, golden rays of life abound and soak into the waking World as drops of dew have formed like sand in the eye of a slumbering soul, being subtly released into the air by the brushing fingers of the Sun. The tranquil morning calm, bristling with eager chirps and a steady breeze, shall be overshadowed by the sudden hum of The Source. Soft giggling and cooing emanate from the radiant face be specked with piercing blue orbs. The whistle sounds. The snare drum responds. Chords of melody shall weave and pluck reality into perspective, overshadowing all hope like the Moon's theft of the Sun's brilliance: "Over the hills, and far away..." announces The Voice, "...Teletubbies come to play!".
#📺🛁₤🎮🦸♂️🦸♀️🦹♂️🦹♀️ #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ #🚫🍌🥞✌🚕 #🌎🥿🚫📀 #🧟♂️🧟♀️🚢🌉 #🌍🕳🅾🥿 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🏁🔴⚪🔵 #Kamala Harris, #Donald Trump, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Lizzo People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Bush, #Shrub, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #, #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #P-Diddler, #TeleTubbieTetrisComicon, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Michael Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Morning Drunk By 9am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This
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