Offsite - Ronnie the Chicken

4 months ago
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A homeless man gets a new outfit. Looking good!

Lyrics
(One night during an evening shift at KFC things got a little twisted.
As this very night was the day of Ronnie the chicken.)

A tale of a homeless man smelling like pee.
Needed some new clothes went to the salvation army.
The clerk there gave him a chicken suit.
Now Ronnie is sporting a new look.

Kickin the glass door at KFC.
Ronnie the chicken is armed with a water gun full of pee.
Holding up the clerk for money and chicken bites.
The legend of Ronnie the chicken was born that night.

Armed and ready with a water gun full of pee.
Ronnie the chicken is on the scene.
His homeless antics are known by all.
Ronnie the chicken is having a ball.

(Now the cops have cornered Ronnie the chicken at a waffle house.
The cops draw their guns and take aim.
But Ronnie the chicken squirts them with pee.)

The cops are pissed.
In more than one way.
Ronnie the chicken threatens to lay an egg.
He pulls down his pants and takes a squat.
But....thats not an egg...thats a turd!

Armed and ready with a water gun full of pee.
Ronnie the chicken is on the scene.
He is not a real chicken so he cant lay eggs.
But he left a brown nugget on the pavement.

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