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Arte Musica: Andersson Arte - Story Time With Marty McMuphin ° #alternative
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Arte Musica: Andersson Arte - Story Time With Marty McMuphin ° #alternative
Feel free to peruse my Bandcamp to discover more of my original poetry & music: https://mkandersson1982.bandcamp.com/
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A young man making his way to South Town by bicycle was abruptly stopped in his tracks by a wandering tortoise. The bicycle jerked forward as he suddenly pushed on the brake. An opened can of energy drink was then flung from his free hand, spilling over the tortoise. The tortoise became supercharged and sped away, clocking 100 miles per hour. Awestruck by what he just witnessed, the man fainted, falling sideways from his bicycle, later awakening in his basement with tabs of LSD littered across the floor.
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