Pig drives car, crashes into pole

Onlookers in Russia were baffled when they witnessed a bizarre chain of events. First, two men were driving with a pig in the back of their car, who broke free of its harness and began to express its dissatisfaction with the journey. Second, the men thought ‘nope, screw this’ and jumped from the still-moving car. Third, the pig, having gained total control of the car, remembered it didn’t know how to drive on account of being a pig. Cue a head-on collision into a pole.

You’ll be pleased to know all concerned were fine, including the pig Stig. When traffic police turned up to assess the situation, they were left wondering what official guidelines said about driving while being a pig, and whether or not it was against the law. Ultimately, it’s believed the pig was not arrested, because, you know, pig.