Jiu-jitsu lawyer takes down would-be phone thief at Taco Bell

CCTV footage captured the moment a thief in Queens, New York got more than he bargained for, when he tried to snatch a phone from a man in Taco Bell. 28-year-old Kyle was minding his own business, eating his lunch, when a man walked past and attempted to snatch his phone.

Sadly for the thief, Kyle is a purple belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and wasn’t in the mood to tolerate nonsense interrupting his quesadilla. He easily put the thief in a headlock, and pulled off some other moves that no doubt have exotic names like the ‘bisexual dragon’ and the ‘tit whip.’

Post-humiliation, the thief apologized and went about his day. As did Kyle, no doubt safe in the knowledge that their paths would cross in court one day, when he plans to give him the old ‘Nevada spank’ (which we may or may not have made up, we’re no good at jiu-jitsu).