"you have weird stuff" *children are brilliant

parking right next to the dumpster for a reason
this channel is essentially a dump, wouldn't you agree?
they remembered my sobriety date
spot on speculations from my friend's 8 yr old
kids love me cos i am essentially still a kid
can you tell i have absolutely no affect
kids are extremely honest which is why they are way more tolerable
sober from booze ONLY
remember the sound of texting on a flip phone
isn't this phone case so cool
did yawl notice how my voice changed when talking to women
ag's man voice is for anyone possessing woman energy
i'm just not meant for this world
this world is too regimented for me
they rope in young people cos they are innocent enough to think that their political activism will make a difference
marisa knows that i think AA is a cult haha
i have to pretend i'm a different person when driving this mini cooper (so that i don't wreck it again)