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Chainsaw to Tofu
[Verse]
In the heart of Texas, where the sun beats down,
Lived a family notorious in a small, old town.
Leatherface and kin, they had a grim reputation,
But a change was coming, a grand transformation.
[Chorus]
Chainsaws to tofu, oh what a sight,
The Texas Chainsaw family found the light.
From blood and gore to plant-based galore,
They're vegan now, ain't scared no more.
[Verse 2]
Old Grandpa’s teeth on salads, who’d ever thought?
With carrots and greens, his youth they brought.
Drayton swapped brisket for a beetroot feast,
And Leatherface found peace, his chainsaw released.
[Chorus]
Chainsaws to tofu, oh what a sight,
The Texas Chainsaw family found the light.
From blood and gore to plant-based galore,
They're vegan now, ain't scared no more.
[Bridge]
No more screams in the night, just the sound of beans,
Cooking up a storm, making all their greens.
From carnage to kindness, they found their way,
In a world of cruelty-free, they're here to stay.
[Verse 3]
With each bite of quinoa, they started anew,
The townsfolk were puzzled, but some joined too.
A barbecue of veggies, a peaceful spread,
No more fear, just love instead.
[Chorus]
Chainsaws to tofu, oh what a sight,
The Texas Chainsaw family found the light.
From blood and gore to plant-based galore,
They're vegan now, ain't scared no more.
[Verse 4]
So here’s to the family that changed their fate,
From horror legends to vegan greats.
In the Texas sun, they found their call,
Living kind and gentle, they stand tall.
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