Ankh-Morpork Hustle
[Verse]
Grimy streets, Watch patrolin’ on repeat
City never sleep, where the dark alleys creep,
Cutpurse, sharp tooth, Nobby’s out chasin’ loot,
City’s heartbeat – drum of unknown beat.
[Verse 2]
Thieves’ Guild runnin’ schemes so precise,
Cutting deals, makin' silver turn twice,
Assassins’ walk ‘n talk, silent night stalk,
Death on the corner, just a price for the chalk.
[Chorus]
Wind blows cold in Ankh-Morpork town,
No kings, just gold where crime goes down,
From shades to the palace, shadows all around,
Up top or underground, we wear the crown.
[Bridge]
Patrician’s eyes in the dark, playin’ chess,
Movin’ pieces, And the game ain’t guess,
Blacklist, quick twist, no one confesses,
In this city, boy, life’s precious, stress.
[Verse 3]
Hooded rogues, fallin' into alchemy,
Explosions down by the river, alibi’s glee,
Silver coins clinkin’, figure rogue, ink in,
Documents burnin’, citizens winkin’.
[Verse 4]
Trolls guard the gate, trouble in the slate,
Igor’s got elixirs for wounds and the fate,
Golems keep the peace, yet chaos never cease,
Clockwork city, machine always grease
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Summer on the Discworld
[Verse]
On the edge of Great A'Tuin's shell,
Where the sun hangs low and swells,
There's a place where the magic flows,
And summer days just take it slow.
From the Rim to the Hub, it's a scene,
Fields of green and skies serene,
Wizards casting spells so bright,
Lancre's hills in golden light.
[Chorus]
Summer on the Discworld, feeling fine,
With a glass of Octarine wine,
We're chilling in the shade, magic's on parade,
In the land where the turtle sails the line.
[Verse 2]
Patrician's palace, quiet tonight,
While the Watch patrols in the soft twilight,
The Librarian swings from tree to tree,
Oook-ing at the stars, so wild and free.
Over in Ankh-Morpork's streets,
Golems clatter with busy feet,
Pies cooling on the window sill,
As the summer breeze blows a gentle chill.
[Chorus]
Summer on the Discworld, feeling fine,
With a glass of Octarine wine,
We're chilling in the shade, magic's on parade,
In the land where the turtle sails the line.
[Bridge]
Nanny Ogg strums a tune,
While the witches dance under the moon,
Hex hums softly in the night,
Filling Unseen University's halls with light.
[Verse 3]
On the plains of Sto Lat, the harvests grow,
While the river Ankh's waters flow slow,
Summer fairs and laughter bright,
Under the twin suns' shimmering light.
From the beaches of Brindisi,
To the dwarfs in Copperhead, carefree,
We're all part of this summer spree,
On a world that's sailing endlessly.
[Chorus]
Summer on the Discworld, feeling fine,
With a glass of Octarine wine,
We're chilling in the shade, magic's on parade,
In the land where the turtle sails the line.
[Verse 4]
So raise a toast to the summer skies,
On this Discworld where wonder lies,
With friends and tales to share,
In this world beyond compare.
Summer days, forever bright,
On the Discworld, our endless light.
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Chainsaw to Tofu
[Verse]
In the heart of Texas, where the sun beats down,
Lived a family notorious in a small, old town.
Leatherface and kin, they had a grim reputation,
But a change was coming, a grand transformation.
[Chorus]
Chainsaws to tofu, oh what a sight,
The Texas Chainsaw family found the light.
From blood and gore to plant-based galore,
They're vegan now, ain't scared no more.
[Verse 2]
Old Grandpa’s teeth on salads, who’d ever thought?
With carrots and greens, his youth they brought.
Drayton swapped brisket for a beetroot feast,
And Leatherface found peace, his chainsaw released.
[Chorus]
Chainsaws to tofu, oh what a sight,
The Texas Chainsaw family found the light.
From blood and gore to plant-based galore,
They're vegan now, ain't scared no more.
[Bridge]
No more screams in the night, just the sound of beans,
Cooking up a storm, making all their greens.
From carnage to kindness, they found their way,
In a world of cruelty-free, they're here to stay.
[Verse 3]
With each bite of quinoa, they started anew,
The townsfolk were puzzled, but some joined too.
A barbecue of veggies, a peaceful spread,
No more fear, just love instead.
[Chorus]
Chainsaws to tofu, oh what a sight,
The Texas Chainsaw family found the light.
From blood and gore to plant-based galore,
They're vegan now, ain't scared no more.
[Verse 4]
So here’s to the family that changed their fate,
From horror legends to vegan greats.
In the Texas sun, they found their call,
Living kind and gentle, they stand tall.
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Silent Night, Meme Delight
[Verse]
Silent night, all is calm,
But I'm wide awake, scrolling on,
Got my phone, the screen's so bright,
Diving into memes, deep in the night.
[Chorus]
Silent night, meme delight,
Laughter echoes, what a sight,
Dankest memes, they feel so right,
Silent night, meme delight.
[Verse 2]
There's a cat in a suit, sipping some tea,
And a dog on a rocket, flying so free,
Grumpy Cat and Shiba Inu too,
They make my night, how 'bout you?
[Bridge]
Meme stars shine, in the digital sky,
From Distracted Boyfriend to a cake that's a lie,
Laughing alone, with my face aglow,
In this meme wonderland, I go with the flow.
[Chorus]
Silent night, meme delight,
Laughter echoes, what a sight,
Dankest memes, they feel so right,
Silent night, meme delight.
[Verse 3]
Unexpected memes pop up on my screen,
From Baby Yoda to a dancing bean,
When I see Rick Astley, I know I've been rolled,
But these memes never get old.
[Verse 4]
Silent night, the feed never ends,
In meme delight, I find my friends,
Scrolling through joy, till the morning light,
Silent night, meme delight.
[Chorus]
Silent night, meme delight,
Laughter echoes, what a sight,
Dankest memes, they feel so right,
Silent night, meme delight.
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Shampoo Sentinel: The Toe-Tapping Hero
[Verse]
In a quiet town, just a regular guy,
Living a normal life, reaching for the sky,
But when he stubs his toe on a corner so sharp,
A power awakens, a light in the dark.
[Chorus]
He's the Shampoo Sentinel, a hero so grand,
Sees every empty bottle across the land,
With a stub of his toe, he knows where they lie,
He’s cleaning the world, one bottle at a time.
[Verse 2]
It started one night, tripping over his shoe,
A sudden jolt of pain, and then he knew,
In bathrooms, in showers, in homes near and far,
Every empty shampoo bottle, like a shooting star.
[Bridge]
He’s on a mission, recycling with pride,
Clearing the clutter that others leave behind,
With every stubbed toe, he gains new sight,
Turning the world’s trash into something bright.
[Chorus]
He's the Shampoo Sentinel, a hero so grand,
Sees every empty bottle across the land,
With a stub of his toe, he knows where they lie,
He’s cleaning the world, one bottle at a time.
[Verse 3]
No villain too tough, no bottle too small,
He answers the call, he’s seen them all,
With a bump and a hop, he springs into action,
A hero for Earth, with newfound attraction.
[Verse 4]
So here’s to the hero with a pain in his stride,
A stubbed toe savior, with nothing to hide,
The Shampoo Sentinel, with eyes open wide,
Keeping our planet clean, one step at a time.
[Chorus]
He's the Shampoo Sentinel, a hero so grand,
Sees every empty bottle across the land,
With a stub of his toe, he knows where they lie,
He’s cleaning the world, one bottle at a time.
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Party Kraken: Cthulhu Unleashed
[Verse]
Down in R'lyeh, Cthulhu woke one night,
Looked in the mirror, gave himself a fright.
"These tentacles are saggin', my wings have lost their might,
I'm havin' a midlife crisis, gotta set this right!"
[Chorus]
Cthulhu's out clubbin', drinkin' down in the deep,
Dancin' with the mermaids, no time for sleep.
He's got a glow stick in each sucker, groovin' to the beat,
Cthulhu's midlife crisis, now ain't that sweet!
[Verse 2]
He traded in his ancient tomes for some snazzy shades,
Bought a flashy sports car that slays and slades.
Crankin' heavy metal in the underwater caves,
Rockin' out with dolphins, doin' keg stands and waves.
[Chorus]
Cthulhu's out clubbin', drinkin' down in the deep,
Dancin' with the mermaids, no time for sleep.
He's got a glow stick in each sucker, groovin' to the beat,
Cthulhu's midlife crisis, now ain't that sweet!
[Bridge]
"Yo, Dagon, let's hit the bar,
Summon the Old Ones, we've raised the bizarre!
Nyarlathotep's DJin', Shoggoth's on the floor,
Even Yog-Sothoth’s here, who could ask for more?"
[Verse 3]
He's got a tattoo that says "Carpe Tentaculum,"
Started a band called "The Lovecraft Pandemonium."
Every night’s a rager, he’s the life of the aquarium,
Tentacles flyin', he's the cephalopod consortium.
[Chorus]
Cthulhu's out clubbin', drinkin' down in the deep,
Dancin' with the mermaids, no time for sleep.
He's got a glow stick in each sucker, groovin' to the beat,
Cthulhu's midlife crisis, now ain't that sweet!
[Verse 4]
So if you hear a bass drop from the depths of the sea,
Know that Cthulhu's livin' wild and free.
From eldritch horror to the king of the spree,
Cthulhu’s midlife party is the place to be!
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Cosmic Cowboy: The Adventures of Buckaroo Bob
[Verse]
Buckaroo Bob, from the wild, wild West,
Traded in his saddle for a cosmic quest.
With a six-shooter laser and a Stetson on his head,
Riding on a rocket, leaving Earth’s homestead.
[Chorus]
Buckaroo Bob in space, galloping through the stars,
Riding cosmic trails, reaching out to Mars.
From asteroid rodeos to galaxies afar,
Buckaroo Bob, our space cowboy star.
[Verse 2]
Met a Martian sheriff with a gleam in his eye,
Said, “Bob, we got trouble on the cosmic flyby.”
With space bandits lurking, stealing cosmic gold,
Bob drew his laser, brave and bold.
[Chorus]
Buckaroo Bob in space, galloping through the stars,
Riding cosmic trails, reaching out to Mars.
From asteroid rodeos to galaxies afar,
Buckaroo Bob, our space cowboy star.
[Bridge]
Riding meteor showers, lassoing comets bright,
Outlaws never stood a chance against his might.
The Milky Way’s his prairie, the nebulae his plains,
A space cowboy legend, in the starry domains.
[Verse 3]
Saved the space station, and the Martian town,
From the bandits' clutches, brought their leader down.
With a tip of his hat and a smile so wide,
Buckaroo Bob, our hero, cosmic cowboy pride.
[Chorus]
Buckaroo Bob in space, galloping through the stars,
Riding cosmic trails, reaching out to Mars.
From asteroid rodeos to galaxies afar,
Buckaroo Bob, our space cowboy star.
[Verse 4]
As the sun sets on Saturn, and the stars shine bright,
Bob rides into the stardust, fading out of sight.
But in the hearts of many, his legend will remain,
Buckaroo Bob in space, till we meet again.
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A Day in the Life of a Discworld Wizard
[Verse]
Woke up at sunrise, in the Unseen University,
Dreams full of magic, spells, and such mystery.
Grabbed my hat and my staff, the day's about to start,
In Ankh-Morpork's chaos, I’ll play my part.
[Chorus]
I'm a wizard on the Discworld, with magic in my hands,
Living life in Ankh-Morpork, in these enchanted lands.
From Hex to the Librarian, with a banana and a grin,
Every day’s an adventure, where do I begin?
[Verse 2]
Breakfast in the dining hall, with eggs and bangers fried,
Ridcully’s in a hurry, no time for eggs to hide.
Checked my spellbook twice, no spells to misplace,
Into the streets I ventured, with a determined face.
[Chorus]
I'm a wizard on the Discworld, with magic in my hands,
Living life in Ankh-Morpork, in these enchanted lands.
From Hex to the Librarian, with a banana and a grin,
Every day’s an adventure, where do I begin?
[Bridge]
Stopped by the Mended Drum, for a pint and some tales,
Avoided barroom brawls, and the city’s odd jails.
Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax, always on my mind,
A wizard’s life is never dull, with surprises to find.
[Verse 3]
Casting spells in alleys, making problems disappear,
A talking dog, a troll's dilemma, I lend them an ear.
Back to the tower at twilight, with a mind full of lore,
Another day in the life, of a wizard evermore.
[Chorus]
I'm a wizard on the Discworld, with magic in my hands,
Living life in Ankh-Morpork, in these enchanted lands.
From Hex to the Librarian, with a banana and a grin,
Every day’s an adventure, where do I begin?
[Verse 4]
As the moons rise high, and the city finds its rest,
I return to my quarters, feeling truly blessed.
For on the Discworld, where magic’s always near,
Being a wizard’s a wonder, full of joy and cheer.
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Chicken Hangover Blues
[Verse]
Out in the barnyard, sun's coming up,
Feathers all ruffled, can't find my cup.
We had a wild night, cluckin' to the beat,
Now we're all groaning, can't feel our feet.
[Chorus]
Oh, the chickens got a hangover,
From partying too long.
Danced 'til the dawn,
Now we're singing this song.
Oh, the chickens got a hangover,
Too much fun in the coop.
We’re wobbling and clucking,
Stuck in a daze and a loop.
[Verse 2]
Henrietta's squawking, head's in a spin,
Rooster's regretting the last round of gin.
Eggs are all scrambled, coop's in a mess,
Last night was crazy, we must confess.
[Chorus]
Oh, the chickens got a hangover,
From partying too long.
Danced 'til the dawn,
Now we're singing this song.
Oh, the chickens got a hangover,
Too much fun in the coop.
We’re wobbling and clucking,
Stuck in a daze and a loop.
[Bridge]
Cluckin' and a groanin', tryin' to stay cool,
Farmer's coming round, we're playing the fool.
But we'll be back tonight, once we're feeling alright,
‘Cause a chicken party's worth all the plight.
[Verse 3]
Sunset's approaching, hangover fades,
Ready to party, time to invade.
We'll flap our wings, and dance once more,
Chickens love to party, it's a barnyard encore.
[Chorus]
Oh, the chickens got a hangover,
From partying too long.
Danced 'til the dawn,
Now we're singing this song.
Oh, the chickens got a hangover,
Too much fun in the coop.
We’re wobbling and clucking,
Stuck in a daze and a loop.
[Verse 4]
So here’s to the chickens, wild and free,
Party all night, just wait and see.
We'll dance in the coop, ‘til we drop once again,
Chickens know how to party, we're the barnyard’s best friends.
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Ghost Rider Cowboy
[Verse]
On a dusty trail, where the wind don't fail,
Rides a lonesome soul, on a ghostly trail,
He's got a Stetson hat, and a spirit wild,
A legend told 'bout a ghost rider child.
[Chorus]
In the pale moonlight, he fades from sight,
A shadow on the plains, in the dead of night.
Ghost Rider Cowboy, riding through the skies,
With a heart of fire, and haunted eyes,
He roams the open range, where the spirits cry,
Ghost Rider Cowboy, he'll never die.
[Verse 2]
From the canyon deep to the mountain high,
He's the whisper in the wind, the howl and the sigh,
A gun at his side, but no need to draw,
He's chasing redemption, breaking every law.
[Chorus]
In the starry night, he’s a fleeting sight,
A phantom of the West, blazing through the night.
Ghost Rider Cowboy, riding through the skies,
With a heart of fire, and haunted eyes,
He roams the open range, where the spirits cry,
Ghost Rider Cowboy, he'll never die.
[Bridge]
Once a mortal man with a troubled past,
Made a deal with fate, now his legend’s cast,
Eternal is his journey, through the sands of time,
A spectral outlaw, a story in rhyme.
[Chorus]
Ghost Rider Cowboy, riding through the skies,
With a heart of fire, and haunted eyes,
He roams the open range, where the spirits cry,
Ghost Rider Cowboy, he'll never die.
[Verse 3]
So if you hear the thunder, and see the light,
Know the Ghost Rider Cowboy rides tonight,
In the echo of the canyon, and the whispering pines,
His spirit lives on, in the wild, wild winds.
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Rainy Day in Ankh-Morpork
[Verse]
Raindrops fall in the city streets
Filled with people we meet
Umbrellas up against the sky
Walking by they hustle and fly
[Verse 2]
Shades of grey and cobblestones
Ankh-Morpork where magic roams
Gutter streams carrying dreams
Silent whispers silent screams
[Chorus]
Rain in Ankh-Morpork today
Wash the dirt and grime away
Puddles form in every lane
City breathes a sigh in the rain
[Verse 3]
Market square and streets galore
Echoes dance from every store
Lanterns light the misty air
Mystery thrives everywhere
[Bridge]
Footsteps splash in alleyways
Life continues dark and dazed
Beneath the cloak the raincoat law
Ankh-Morpork where shadows draw
[Chorus]
Rain in Ankh-Morpork today
Wash the dirt and grime away
Puddles form in every lane
City breathes a sigh in the rain
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Cluckin' in the Club
[Verse]
When the sun goes down and the coop lights up,
We chickens hit the floor, it's time to strut,
Feathers flying, we ain't no bluff,
We own the night, and we cluck it up!
From the barnyard to the dance floor, yeah,
We got the moves that make you stare,
Wing flaps, beak taps, shake your tail,
In the chicken club, we never fail.
[Chorus]
Cluckin' in the club, we’re feelin' so fine,
Beaks in the air, it's party time,
Scratchin' to the left, peckin' to the right,
We're the chickens, and we're rockin' all night.
[Verse 2]
DJ Rooster's got the beats so sick,
Hen's in the spotlight, she's got the tricks,
Eggcellent moves, we're breaking free,
In this chicken club, you gotta see.
Feathers flashin', hearts are thumpin',
Bassline droppin', feet are jumpin',
No farmyard drama, just good vibes,
In the coop tonight, we're feelin' alive.
[Chorus]
Cluckin' in the club, we’re feelin' so fine,
Beaks in the air, it's party time,
Scratchin' to the left, peckin' to the right,
We're the chickens, and we're rockin' all night.
[Bridge]
All the hens and the roosters, come together now,
Flap your wings and take a bow,
Peck that beat, show your style,
In the chicken club, we go wild.
[Verse 3]
From the barn to the big stage, we rise,
Under disco lights, we mesmerize,
Cluckin' rhythms, our hearts in sync,
Pour another round of that chicken drink.
No sleep till dawn, we own this show,
With a cluck-cluck here, and a cluck-cluck there,
Feathered friends, we got that glow,
In this club, we're the stars, everywhere.
[Chorus]
Cluckin' in the club, we’re feelin' so fine,
Beaks in the air, it's party time,
Scratchin' to the left, peckin' to the right,
We're the chickens, and we're rockin' all night.
[Verse 4]
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!
Keep it goin', don’t you stop!
Feathers high, touch the sky,
In the chicken club, we fly.
Cluckin' all night long, this is our song,
Chickens in the club, we can't go wrong!
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The Wild Ride of Buckaroo Bob
[Verse]
Way out west where the prairies roll,
Lived a cowboy with a heart of gold,
Buckaroo Bob, they called his name,
Known for his courage and his claim to fame.
He rode a bronc named Thunderstrike,
Through storms and dust, both day and night,
With a six-shooter and a lasso tight,
Bob faced danger without a fright.
[Chorus]
Oh, Buckaroo Bob, wild and free,
Riding through history, as bold as can be,
From canyon trails to mountain tops,
The legend of Bob never stops.
[Verse 2]
One day in town, came a mighty roar,
A gang of outlaws bustin' through the door,
With a glare in their eyes and guns in hand,
They aimed to take over the whole darn land.
Bob stepped forward, his stance so sure,
With Thunderstrike pawing, they were pure,
"Leave this town, or face the fight,"
Bob declared, ready to right the night.
[Chorus]
Oh, Buckaroo Bob, wild and free,
Riding through history, as bold as can be,
From canyon trails to mountain tops,
The legend of Bob never stops.
[Bridge]
The showdown started in the dusty street,
Bob and Thunderstrike moved to the beat,
With a whip of his wrist and a shot so true,
He took down the outlaws, just a few.
But the leader, Snake-Eyed Joe, stood tall,
With a sinister grin, he aimed to brawl,
Bob charged forth with a mighty yell,
In the Wild West, this was legend to tell.
[Verse 3]
They clashed in the light of the setting sun,
Two silhouettes in a battle begun,
Thunderstrike reared, with a powerful neigh,
Bob swung his lasso, saving the day.
Snake-Eyed Joe fell to the ground,
And the townsfolk cheered with a joyous sound,
Bob tipped his hat, rode off in stride,
Another wild tale of his endless ride.
[Chorus]
Oh, Buckaroo Bob, wild and free,
Riding through history, as bold as can be,
From canyon trails to mountain tops,
The legend of Bob never stops.
[Verse 4]
So if you hear a tale in the night so clear,
Of a cowboy brave with no hint of fear,
Remember Buckaroo Bob and his mighty steed,
A hero of the West with legendary speed.
Oh, Buckaroo Bob, wild and free,
Riding through history, forever he'll be.
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Turtle's Journey
[Verse]
Above the stars we ride
On a journey so wide
Four elephants so grand
In a turtle's hand
[Verse 2]
Flat world gleams below
In the cosmic glow
Mysteries unfurled
On our disc-shaped world
[Chorus]
On the back of a turtle
Through the universe we glide
Four elephants our guide
In this cosmic tide
[Verse]
Mountains kiss the sky
Oceans never dry
Magic fills the air
No worries or despair
[Bridge]
Cosmos dance around
In silence so profound
Our world firmly stays
In the Milky Way's embrace
[Chorus]
On the back of a turtle
Through the universe we glide
Four elephants our guide
In this cosmic tide
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Sheriff Whiskers
[Verse]
Out in the town of Dusty Grove, lived a cat with dreams so bold,
A stray with heart, not afraid of night, Sheriff whiskers brave and gold.
He’d stray around the ol' saloon, through alleys dark and wide,
Dreamin' of a shiny badge, and star upon his side.
[Verse 2]
Tumbledown barn was his secret lair, where he'd practice every day,
Swattin' at the outlaws, keepin' varmints at bay.
Miss Jenna, the tabby, and Old Tom, the hound,
Knew someday he'd wear that star, fight crime in this here town.
[Chorus]
Sheriff Whiskers, brave and true,
With a twitch of his tail, he'll see justice through.
Claws as sharp as the noonday sun,
In Dusty Grove, law's just begun, oh, law's just begun.
[Verse 3]
They laughed when he first spoke his dreams, said, “A cat can’t be no law,”
But he caught the thief who stole the grain and ransacked Old Man Shaw.
With his keen green eyes and stealthy stride, he'd patrol both night and day,
For Sheriff Whiskers, future bright, was chasin' crime away.
[Chorus]
Sheriff Whiskers, bold and grand,
With a paw on his heart, he'll protect this land.
Sharp as a whip and quick as the wind,
Dusty Grove's own feline friend, oh, feline friend.
[Verse 4]
The day he faced ol’ Black-Eye Joe, with ferocity and grace,
Joe never knew what hit him till Whiskers clawed his face.
The town folks cheered and tipped their hats, as Whiskers wore his badge with pride,
A cat had done what they thought mad, now with Whiskers by their side.
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Too Dumb For Everything
[Verse]
Woke up and tied my shoes wrong
Turned on the shower and got soaked long
Spilt my coffee it's a new song
Can't seem to get my groove on
[Verse 2]
Walked to work but took the wrong route
Passed my boss with mustard on my mouth
Fumbled lines stuttering like a lout
Feel like a cheeseburger without the stout
[Chorus]
I'm too dumb for everything
Can't do adulting it's frustrating
Life's a puzzle I'm negating
Head in the clouds and I'm deflating
[Verse 3]
Forgot my keys inside my car
Lost my wallet at the local bar
Got a text that my phone's ajar
Why's my brain subpar by far
[Bridge]
Got no clue and make no sense
I'm like a fence without defense
I'll never reach the top immense
But I got my charm at every expense
[Chorus]
I'm too dumb for everything
Can't do adulting it's frustrating
Life's a puzzle I'm negating
Head in the clouds and I'm deflating
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Neon Discworld Dreams
[Verse]
On a turtle's back, a world unfurls,
Great A'Tuin glides, through cosmic swirls.
Four elephants stand, strong and wise,
Holding up a disc, beneath the skies.
[Chorus]
Mystical lands, where shadows play,
On Discworld's edge, night meets the day.
Magic and dreams, in every street,
Wonders abound, where worlds do meet.
[Verse 2]
Ankh-Morpork’s streets, with laughter ring,
Patrician’s gaze, ever watching.
Wizards and thieves, in alleys roam,
Finding their place, far from home.
[Chorus]
Mystical lands, where shadows play,
On Discworld's edge, night meets the day.
Magic and dreams, in every street,
Wonders abound, where worlds do meet.
[Verse 3]
Across the plains, to Ramtops high,
Witches cackle, as broomsticks fly.
Lancre’s valleys, through time they trace,
Ancient spells, in a timeless space.
[Verse 4]
Rincewind runs, through chaos and fear,
Twoflower's dreams, bringing hope near.
Granny Weatherwax, Nanny Ogg,
Tales of old, in mists of fog.
[Chorus]
Mystical lands, where shadows play,
On Discworld's edge, night meets the day.
Magic and dreams, in every street,
Wonders abound, where worlds do meet.
[Verse 5]
A world on the back, of a turtle so grand,
Discworld’s magic, in our hands.
A place where the strange, and wonders blend,
A tale of worlds, that has no end.
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Seagull Gangster Swag
[Verse]
Flyin' high in the sky
Seagull life I can't deny
Wings spread wide I glide
Check the swag as I ride
[Verse 2]
Seaside life's the rule
Got the style got that cool
Stealin' snacks by the shore
Livin' life I want more
[Chorus]
Seagull swagger we fly
Touch the clouds touch the sky
Gangster moves we don't try
We just swag we're that high
[Verse 3]
Feathers shine when we flex
Street smart quick reflex
City lights we misdirect
Urban scape we perfect
[Chorus]
Seagull swagger we fly
Touch the clouds touch the sky
Gangster moves we don't try
We just swag we're that high
[Verse 4]
Gritty scenes make us tough
Every day can be rough
But the swag is enough
Livin' large stayin' buff
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Out of this World Fashion
[Verse]
Traffic cones for hats
Feather boas for scarves
Mismatched shoes with stripes
We're really bizarre
We crash-landed on Earth
Now we're feeling confused
Trying to understand this fashion you choose
[Verse 2]
We walk down the street
People stare and they laugh
In our spaceship uniforms
We feel like a gaffe
We ask ourselves why
Oh why do they wear this?
Socks and bras
We're lost in this fashion abyss
[Chorus]
We're aliens from afar
Trying to be fashion stars
But we're lost in a world of socks and bras
We don't understand this human trend
Fashion on Earth
It's crazy
My friend
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The Ballad of Buckaroo Bob and the Singing Cactus
[Verse]
Out on the desert, where tumbleweeds roam,
There lived a cowboy, he made the desert his home.
His name was Buckaroo Bob, a legend they say,
But he had a friend that made folks sway.
[Chorus]
He sang with a cactus by his side,
In the moonlit night, they harmonized.
Buckaroo Bob and his prickly pal,
Their songs echoed through the desert's trail.
[Verse 2]
The cactus had a voice, so sweet and clear,
It sang of love and of cowboy cheer.
With spines that strummed like a guitar's strings,
They made the desert dance and sing.
[Chorus]
He sang with a cactus by his side,
In the moonlit night, they harmonized.
Buckaroo Bob and his prickly pal,
Their songs echoed through the desert's trail.
[Bridge]
Some say it was magic, others just laughed,
But Buckaroo Bob and the cactus held fast.
Through dust storms and heat waves, they never missed a beat,
Their friendship was something rare and sweet.
[Chorus]
He sang with a cactus by his side,
In the moonlit night, they harmonized.
Buckaroo Bob and his prickly pal,
Their songs echoed through the desert's trail.
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Tomato Tango
[Verse]
Squeeze the tube
Squeeze the tube
Tomato paste
Oh so smooth
Gonna eat it all
No need for haste
Gonna feel that tomato taste
[Verse 2]
Spread it thick
Spread it thin
On a cracker or on my skin
Red as fire
It's a spicy delight
Eating tomato paste
Feels so right
[Chorus]
Tomato tango
I can't resist
Savoring the flavor
Can't resist
Squeeze and slurp
Dance with the night
Eating tomato paste
What a sight
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Lemonade Sunshine
[Verse]
Lemonade in my hand
Feelin' so fine
Sippin' on sunshine
It's my sweet time
Icy cold
Tangy sweet
Quenchin' my thirst
Lemonade vibes
The taste that I surf
Lemon wedges in the glass
Splashes of yellow
Squeezin' out the flavor
Refreshing and mellow
Every sip
Like a burst of summer in my soul
Lemonade elixir
It's my ultimate goal
[Verse 2]
Pourin' lemonade
It's a lemonade parade
Squeezin' the lemons
Nothin' to evade
Sour and sweet
The perfect harmony
It's a limonade symphony
Ain't no mystery
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Strawhat Anthem
[Verse]
Wearing my hat
It's my claim to fame
Straw on my head
Ain't no one to blame
Rockin' the style
It's the talk of the town
When I step in
Bring the beats down
[Verse 2]
Strawhat game
Never goes outta style
Every time I wear it
People go wild
From the sun to the rain
It's always by my side
With my trusty strawhat
I don't need to hide
[Chorus]
Strawhat on my head
I'm feeling fly
Strawhat on my head
Reaching for the sky
Strawhat on my head
I'm in the zone
With my epic strawhat
I'm never alone
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Acorn Revolution
[Verse]
Squirrels on the loose
Climb in the trees
Plotting their plan
Bringin' world to its knees
They're furry little critters
But don't underestimate
They're takin' over the world
It's their time
Can't debate
[Verse 2]
From the concrete jungle to the rural fields
Squirrels marchin' on
Never gonna yield
They're gatherin' their acorns
Stockpiling their might
Infiltrating every corner
Day and night
[Chorus]
Acorn revolution
You better believe
Squirrels takin' over
Can't you perceive?
They're rollin' deep
Breedin' chaos unfurled
It's the rise of the squirrels
Takin' over the world
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Sky Surfers
[Verse]
Clouds beneath our feet
We're rising high
Surfing through the sky
We touch the sky
We're the dreamers
We're the fearless ones
Riding on the clouds
Chasing endless suns
[Verse 2]
We defy gravity
We break the rules
No ocean needed
We make our own waves
With every twist and turn
We feel alive
Sky surfers soaring
We're on overdrive
[Chorus]
Fly away
Fly away
Let the wind guide our way
Sky surfers
Taking chances
Never gonna come down
We're the kings of the sky
The rulers of the blue
Sky surfers
We ride on clouds
Forever shining through
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