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Sheriff Whiskers
[Verse]
Out in the town of Dusty Grove, lived a cat with dreams so bold,
A stray with heart, not afraid of night, Sheriff whiskers brave and gold.
He’d stray around the ol' saloon, through alleys dark and wide,
Dreamin' of a shiny badge, and star upon his side.
[Verse 2]
Tumbledown barn was his secret lair, where he'd practice every day,
Swattin' at the outlaws, keepin' varmints at bay.
Miss Jenna, the tabby, and Old Tom, the hound,
Knew someday he'd wear that star, fight crime in this here town.
[Chorus]
Sheriff Whiskers, brave and true,
With a twitch of his tail, he'll see justice through.
Claws as sharp as the noonday sun,
In Dusty Grove, law's just begun, oh, law's just begun.
[Verse 3]
They laughed when he first spoke his dreams, said, “A cat can’t be no law,”
But he caught the thief who stole the grain and ransacked Old Man Shaw.
With his keen green eyes and stealthy stride, he'd patrol both night and day,
For Sheriff Whiskers, future bright, was chasin' crime away.
[Chorus]
Sheriff Whiskers, bold and grand,
With a paw on his heart, he'll protect this land.
Sharp as a whip and quick as the wind,
Dusty Grove's own feline friend, oh, feline friend.
[Verse 4]
The day he faced ol’ Black-Eye Joe, with ferocity and grace,
Joe never knew what hit him till Whiskers clawed his face.
The town folks cheered and tipped their hats, as Whiskers wore his badge with pride,
A cat had done what they thought mad, now with Whiskers by their side.
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