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Too Dumb For Everything
[Verse]
Woke up and tied my shoes wrong
Turned on the shower and got soaked long
Spilt my coffee it's a new song
Can't seem to get my groove on
[Verse 2]
Walked to work but took the wrong route
Passed my boss with mustard on my mouth
Fumbled lines stuttering like a lout
Feel like a cheeseburger without the stout
[Chorus]
I'm too dumb for everything
Can't do adulting it's frustrating
Life's a puzzle I'm negating
Head in the clouds and I'm deflating
[Verse 3]
Forgot my keys inside my car
Lost my wallet at the local bar
Got a text that my phone's ajar
Why's my brain subpar by far
[Bridge]
Got no clue and make no sense
I'm like a fence without defense
I'll never reach the top immense
But I got my charm at every expense
[Chorus]
I'm too dumb for everything
Can't do adulting it's frustrating
Life's a puzzle I'm negating
Head in the clouds and I'm deflating
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