Gormless Twat - The Tie British Puns (AI Generated Song)

"Gormless Twat" is an AI generated song using Udio.com to generate the music.
I was the one who typed up the lyrics, so at least there some human element in the creation of this song.

Music made by udio:- https://www.udio.com
Lyrics made by me, TsarKazmThe99th
Artwork made by Microsoft Copilot
This song on Udio:- https://www.udio.com/songs/eS5yJWXYwcViSWFnZcxDGe

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I acknowledge that everything here has been made with AI.

Lyrics:-
[verse one]
I saw her down the laundromat,
With a TV dinner and a stupid hat,
And a remote control, changing channels,
On a washing machine with a push button panel,
Here come in the old bill,
With a likey geezer who stole from the till,
He said "Aren't you Mrs. Brown's lass?"
"I saw you at the Her Majesty's palace smoking grass."

[verse two]
Daughter of Mrs. Brown,
Of 69 Cumshire Street, Diddley Down,
Your daughter is a national frown,
She's about five seconds away of being a clown.
Old Maggie had to sign it into law,
No dumb chicks who are as flat as a board,
And when she goes out on the town,
Half of Walthamstow has to be on lockdown!

[chorus]
Core blimey, what's wrong with this!
She's a right cow with hardly no tits.
This chick is super flat!
Core blimey, she is a gormless twat.
Here, you want to make it loud!
Show your middle finger to this cow!
Almost fell over and flatten a poor cat!
Core blimey, she is a gormless twat.

[verse three]
You can't get into this punk scene,
So you went to Ramsgate for a new fling,
You met a likely lad with a toothless grin,
At least for you, that's some sort of a win,
Waddling up the King's Road,
Your pimple ridden face looks like a toad,
Geezers can't stand the look of you,
You sneezed and your face explodes!

[verse four]
They had to lock you in the Tower of London,
They had to do bloody somethin',
Your gormless face looked like a freak show,
They tried to tailor a new face down at Savile Row.
Don't go out tonight,
Or you'll get fright of your life,
Here come the chick,
With the face like a pizza slice!

[chorus]
Core blimey, what's wrong with this!
She's a right cow with hardly no tits.
This chick is super flat!
Core blimey, she is a gormless twat.
Here, you want to make it loud!
Show your middle finger to this cow!
Core blimey, she is a gormless twat.

[spoken]
What a gormless twat!

[guitar outro]