"Jimmy is walking in the library he is stopped by Algie. Algie explains to Jimmy that he has some library books that need to be returned, but he's scared to go to his locker to get them because of the Bullies. He asks Jimmy to pretend to be his friend and walk with him. Jimmy initially has no interest, but when Algie offers to pay, he agrees to do so. Algie's offer is $2, but Jimmy basically extorts the payment up to $5. "Gary is picking on Pete when Jimmy enters the TV room in Boys' Dorm. Gary then starts on Jimmy, but is told to cut it out. After some arguing, Gary apologizes and has a plan for some fun, to go and torment someone really helpless. Petey is reluctant to go, but goes after Gary apologizes to him."

"Jimmy walks into the TV room in Boys' Dorm and finds Gary teasing Pete. Algie later walks in the conversation and asks Jimmy for help. He tells Jimmy that Bucky has gone to the auto shop to get some parts for his science project, but the Bullies might have gotten to him. Jimmy asks Algernon why he doesn't go himself. Algie tries to make excuses, but finally then admits that he is scared and that he has a weak bladder. Once Gary has called Algie "Pee Stain" and told him go away, he tells Jimmy to go help Bucky. He declines to go himself, as he is busy 'planning'." "Jimmy wanders into the Girls' Dorm to overhear an argument between Beatrice and Mandy. Mandy has stolen Beatrice's lab notes, and easily pushes her around when Beatrice tries to take them back. With no one else around, Beatrice begs for Jimmy's help. When her offer of giving him a kiss doesn't appeal to him, she threatens to tell the whole school that he's a sad sicko who likes to spy on girls changing in their dorm. Jimmy agrees to get the notes back."

"Earnest is setting up a poster advertising his campaign for class president against Ted Thompson. He's interrupted by Damon and Juri. Damon rips the poster up and Juri gives Earnest a wedgie. Realizing that he'll lose the election without defense from the Jocks, Earnest hires Jimmy to protect him during his presidential speech. He gives Jimmy a "super-slingshot", a slingshot with a scope attached, to protect him." "Gary, wearing the uniform of an SS officer, meets Jimmy in his dorm room, providing Jimmy with a skeleton suit. They meet Pete, who's been given a pink bunny costume by Gary, and head out of the dorm for a night of pranking." "Jimmy and Gary have just spent Halloween night playing pranks on other students. Gary comes up with an idea for a grand finale of a prank."

"Jimmy meets Melvin outside the library. Melvin is distraught because the Bullies have stolen four of his Grottoes and Gremlins character sheets. Melvin offers Jimmy the task of getting them back for ten "groats". Jimmy accepts." "Jimmy encounters Beatrice crying outside the Girls' Dorm. She tells him that Mr. Hattrick saw her writing in her diary in class and confiscated it, and is going to give it to Dr. Crabblesnitch the next morning, and she's very upset that everyone in the school is going to know her secrets. Initially Jimmy is unsympathetic, but Beatrice gets his attention when she tells him that she wrote about him in it. Apparently, she thought they fell in love after he helped her. She also reveals that she has a cold sore which disgusts Jimmy. He then agrees to get her diary."

"Jimmy Finishing off Classes for this chapter."

"Jimmy enters the lounge in the boy's dorm to see Gary acting particularly weird, drumming his fists on his legs and muttering under his breath. He claims he's found something "incredible" and tells Jimmy that "nothing will be the same again". Jimmy is reluctant, explaining that he can't keep getting in trouble, but Gary responds abrasively. Jimmy finally reluctantly follows him."

"Jimmy is ordered by Dr. Crabblesnitch to go see Edna and do tasks for her." "Jimmy overhears Mr. Hattrick yelling at Mr. Galloway and stops to listen." "Jimmy is walking past the movie theater in Old Bullworth Vale when Pinky stops him." "Jimmy sees a flyer inside the Glass Jaw Boxing Club advertising a Boxing tournament."

"Pinky is standing outside the movie theater. As Jimmy walks up, she begins berating him for having been three minutes late for their date. Jimmy, who didn't realize they had a date, is confused until Pinky realizes it was Derby Harrington who she had the date with." "Jimmy is walking in Bullworth Town, when he sees Mr. Burton, poorly disguised with a pair of shades and a fisherman's hat, walk out of Come Hither, an adult store."

"Jimmy finds Tad Spencer, Chad, and Parker in the upstairs lounge at the Boxing Gym. Tad says he was waiting for Jimmy and explains their idea of egging Mr. Hattrick's house for nearly getting Mr. Galloway fired. Jimmy asks Tad if he's English, and Tad responds in detail, explaining that he's insecure because his father is a self-made man, and he pretends to be old money when he's really just nouveau-riche." "Jimmy is surprised to find the Boys' Dorm empty except for Pete, who's watching television by himself. Pete is very despondent about Gary's betrayal. As he puts it, even though Gary bullied him mercilessly, he was at least part of a group for once, and now he's alone again. Jimmy informs Pete that he's not alone, and again asks where everyone is. They're all at a bike race in Old Bullworth Vale. Jimmy heads off immediately, telling Pete to come with him."

"Inside the Shiny Bikes Shop, Tobias Mason is advising the Greaser Ricky on a potential upgrade to his bike when Jimmy shows up to claim the trophy he won in Race the Vale. Just as Tobias puts the trophy on the counter, Gord and Chad walk in. Chad and Ricky exchange insults, while Gord notices the trophy and runs off with it, Jimmy giving chase." "As Jimmy is walking by the Yum Yum Market in Old Bullworth Vale, he sees Russell manhandling the manager of the store, Mr. Oh. Mr. Oh yells for Jimmy to help him, and Jimmy manages to calm Russell down. Mr. Oh then asks Jimmy about how the eggs went. When Jimmy tells him it didn't go well, Mr. Oh then tells him that Tad's parents are away at a party and it would be a good time for a revenge hit against him. Jimmy agrees, and buys some more eggs. "Jimmy arrives in Dr. Slawter's classroom having been summoned there. Dr. Slawter shows Jimmy a massive Venus flytrap called a Crapula Maxima Fortissima, and explains that Derby Harrington's father bought one for Derby just to prove he's richer."

"Jimmy and Petey are sitting on the end of the longest pier in Old Bullworth Vale. Jimmy is frustrated as nothing he's tried is cowing the Preppies. Petey points out that simple violence and abuse isn't enough because the Preppies get that at home, and what Jimmy needs to do is prove publically that he's better than they are. To this end he suggests that Jimmy challenge Bif Taylor to a boxing match." "Jimmy is standing in the boxing ring over the knocked out Bif, gloating and telling the Preppies he's better than they are. Derby, the leader of the Preppies clique, comes down from the bar on the second floor of the gym to find out what the noise is. Parker fills him in on what just happened - Jimmy beat Bif and became the new Champion. Derby, however, won't accept this. He sics the Preppies on Jimmy and runs back to the bar."

"Jimmy walks into the cafeteria to see the lunchlady, Edna, applying makeup. She explains to Jimmy that she's got a date with Dr. Watts, and that she finds the scientist type to make her "gooey" inside, much to Jimmy's disgust. Dr. Watts, however, doesn't even know that they're going on a date. Edna asks Jimmy to fetch her Ms. Philips' perfume, a box of candy, and some sedatives. Edna then instructs him to find in the trash, rather than the store." "Jimmy wanders into the Dragon's Wing Comics store, where Zack Owens tells him that there's a meeting in the basement." "As Jimmy passes by the comic store, Constantinos runs out of it with a comic book in his hand. Zack Owens, the Dragon's Wing Comic Book Store owner, staggers out behind him. He had tried to chase him, but was too out of shape to do so and was having an asthma attack. He offers Jimmy $5 and the comic book if he gets the stuff back, and Jimmy promptly agrees." "Edna has hired Jimmy to make sure her date with Dr. Watts goes well."

"Jimmy wakes up in his dorm room. Miss Danvers announces over the PA that his Mom has sent him a Christmas present, and orders him to come pick it up." "Jimmy is walking in New Coventry when a deranged hobo in a Santa suit stops him." "Rudy is urinating in an alley in Bullworth Town. He stops Jimmy and claims that there's an imposter Santa letting people take pictures of him and in doing so stealing Rudy's money. He asks Jimmy to bust up the Christmas Castle that Santa has set up for the event." "Miss Peters is in the hallway, pacing back and forth. She spots Jimmy and launches into a speech about the holiday season pageant she's putting on, and how the whole thing is about to be ruined because one of her percussionists has appendicitis. She begs Jimmy to take his place and "save the Christmas pageant". Jimmy tries to refuse on the grounds that Christmas pageants are for the little kids and this will be so humiliating for him that it will put him in therapy. Miss Peters then threatens to fail him in Music class if he doesn't perform." "Rudy is set up with an extremely shabby looking Santa's Court in an alley in Bullworth Town. The decorations are mainly garbage thrown out from other Christmases, and Rudy is sitting on an old, discarded toilet. Jimmy tells him that the place is ugly, and Rudy sends him off after "any garbage that's sparkly"."

"Jimmy meets with Johnny Vincent, leader of the Greasers clique, who needs help finding out if his girlfriend is cheating on him." "Johnny, having gotten proof that his girlfriend Lola is cheating on him with Gord, decides that Gord needs to be taught a lesson." "Jimmy finds Mr. Galloway in his room, upset and drinking scotch. He tells Jimmy that Mr. Hattrick is on his case again, badmouthing him in the staff room, trying to get him fired and trying to turn Ms. Philips against him, then chugs half the bottle. Jimmy then tells Galloway how he deals with problems: by "showing that they've massively underestimated the force that they were dealing with, and then really giving them something to complain about." "Jimmy walks into Harrington House to see Derby talking with Chad and Parker. Apparently the Greasers have been continuing to harass Gord over his dalliance with Lola. Jimmy thinks that Gord asked for it. Parker expresses disappointment in Jimmy, and then Derby manipulates Jimmy into performing a revenge hit against the Greasers by reminding him that he's the boss." "Jimmy is inside the library when he is called by Earnest. According to Earnest, Johnny Vincent is getting even more paranoid and violent over Lola. Algie has been seen with Lola, and Earnest is worried about him. Jimmy agrees to go find him."

"Johnny and Lola are arguing in the street. Lola is acting exceptionally sexual, and while Johnny isn't really buying it, he's having a hard time dealing with it. As Jimmy walks by, she greets him enthusiastically, much to Johnny's displeasure. ola begins to compare them, finally referring to them both as "fast". Johnny objects, claiming that no one is faster than he is. Lola gets them to race each other on bicycles." "Lola is waiting for Jimmy by the Underpass. The Greasers have all turned on her after her kiss with Jimmy. Now, many of her personal belongings are stuck in the abandoned tenements that they hang out in, and she needs him to go get it all back for her. "Lola is hanging out under the Underpass. She sees Jimmy walk by and demands to know why he isn't fighting for her. It turns out that Tad has led the Preppies to New Coventry for an all-out brawl with Johnny and the Greasers. Lola tries to goad Jimmy into joining the fight, but he dismisses her, deciding to try and break it up instead."

"Algie and Pete are in the library. Algie is explaining to Pete that the Nerds won't let him join their clique because they find him weird. Jimmy walks in, ignoring Pete, and asks Algie for help taking down the Jocks, but Algie suddenly turns unfriendly. He compares Jimmy to a bouncer and says the nerds are above helping people like him. After Algie leaves, Pete advises Jimmy to bring the Nerds back in line by taking on their leader, Earnest. Jimmy leaves to do so, Pete asking if he can go with him for once after Jimmy's out of earshot." "Dr. Watts has sent for Jimmy, but when Jimmy arrives in the chemistry room, Dr. Watts is apparently hallucinating and briefly mistakes Jimmy for the Devil. Apparently, he was mixing chemicals and inhaled some fumes. After coming back to his senses, Dr. Watts admits that he has been selling "chemical compounds" with "...certain properties" on the side. He wants Jimmy to go get the formula from his lab assistant."

"Earnest is in the Observatory making plans. He asks Jimmy to do his job as the new boss of the Nerds and obtain scandalous photographs of Mandy. He's evasive about what he wants these pictures for, repeating endlessly that his plan is great. Jimmy reluctantly goes after them." "Jimmy heads into the library to talk to the Nerds. Pete is there and Jimmy greets him, but later ignores him. He asks Algie what the next step in their plan to take the Jocks down is. Algie won't quit talking in very bad Ebonics until Jimmy asks him what the next "quest" is. Bucky and Fatty have taken control of the Funhouse at The Carnival and are planning to play pranks on the football team." "The Nerds are working frantically in the Observatory. The Jocks have found out about the pictures Jimmy took of Mandy and are prepared to wipe out the Nerds in revenge." "Jimmy walks into the art room, interrupting Ms. Philips, who was in the middle of painting. On his request she shows him the picture - a crudely drawn banana with a cartoon face posing on the same couch she does in art class. Jimmy says that art is lost on him and that he's more into music. Ms. Philips then says some things that don't make any sense to Jimmy. The Greaser Peanut, overhearing, hides behind a desk as Ms. Philips continues to talk. She finally blurts out that she's in love and asks Jimmy to help her make the evening extra special, sending him on some errands to pick up a dress, perfume and a pearl necklace. Jimmy, thinking he's just scored a date with a teacher, is very enthusiastic."

"Jimmy meets Earnest in the Observatory to continue their work against the Jocks. Earnest has come up with a new plan. He delivers a monologue that starts with gushing over his genius, moves to ranting about how he hates the Jocks, and finally to how he will rule them. This last bit he amends to say that they will rule, Earnest being "Merlin to Jimmy's King Arthur". Finally, Earnest explains that he needs Jimmy to go get the Mascot outfit from Constantinos. Since Constantinos is unlikely to give the outfit to Jimmy, Jimmy has to figure out a way to take it from him." "Jimmy sees Mandy sitting at the back of the bleachers in the gym by herself, apparently very upset and he sits down next to her. Unexpectedly, she pours her heart out to him. The pictures that Jimmy took for Earnest earlier in the mission Paparazzi have been blown up into posters and placed around campus and town. Mandy is horribly upset, thinking that now everyone will think she's a slut, and that she'll probably get expelled. When she says that she "probably deserves it", though, Jimmy is moved to pity and agrees to do something about it." "Earnest is reading a men's magazine, reciting an imaginary conversation he'd have with the centerfold to himself. Jimmy, carrying the Mascot costume, enters the Observatory quietly and listens, laughing under his breath. Just as Earnest has the centerfold say "Take me to the hay barn", Jimmy interrupts him. After Earnest tries to hide the magazine, he tells Jimmy that Operation Trojan Cow is ready to start. He sends Jimmy to talk to the other "field agents."

"Jimmy is hanging out in the Boys' Dorm with Earnest, Derby and Ted. A highly agitated Pete comes up and requests Jimmy's attention but is rudely dismissed. Derby flatters Jimmy, telling him the whole town needs to know about him, and encourages him to go to city hall. Ted likes the idea and suggests that Jimmy take a dump on the doorstep, but Derby's actual plan is for Jimmy to spray paint the building." "Jimmy is walking around campus when Mr. Burton points out to Jimmy that the gym is on fire. Burton and the jocks blame Jimmy for having set the fire, using the excuse that he didn't make the football team. As Jimmy defends himself, claiming he never wanted to be on the football team and insisting he didn't set the fire, a scream echo from inside. Burton and the two jocks panic, and Jimmy volunteers to go in. "Jimmy finds Earnest, and the rest of the nerds are standing in front of the library, afraid to go in. The library has been infested with rats, and they blame Jimmy. He calls the Nerds pathetic and enters the library to kill the rats. "Mr. Galloway is sitting by the school parking lot drinking again. Jimmy sees him and tells him to put the bottle down and reminds him that he promised Ms. Philips to stop drinking. Galloway then tells Jimmy that Mr. Hattrick sells advance copies of his tests to the rich students, and the frustration that he gets away with things like that makes it hard to resist the bottle. Jimmy offers to go try and find proof that Hattrick is doing this."

"Greasers leader Johnny Vincent has disappeared, Lola and Norton are arguing and they both blame each other - right up until Jimmy walks by, at which point they turn on him. Lola is at her most manipulative, swinging between anger, tears, and flirting so rapidly it's clear that none of it is sincere, all while being unwilling or unable to give Jimmy any useful information. Norton, however, says he heard that someone saw a couple of Asylum Orderlies drive up to Johnny's house." "As Jimmy is walking through the small residential area in Blue Skies Industrial District, he sees a girl named Zoe. She tells Jimmy she used to go to Bullworth. She was harassed by Mr. Burton, and when she complained about him she got expelled. They quickly make a plan to get revenge on him, by pranking him while he's in the port-a-potty in the park in Old Bullworth Vale." "Jimmy turns up at the Glass Jaw Boxing Club to find Derby, Bif and Gord complaining that their boxing trophies have been stolen, and the cabinet wrecked. They blame Jimmy, saying that Derby is a more appropriate leader of the school. Jimmy tries to calm things down but the Preppies blame the Greasers and prepare to fight them in New Coventry. Jimmy manages to stop them and goes to look for the trophies himself."

"Jimmy, who just got expelled, is discouraged and ready to give up, and says the fight between Bullworth and the Townies isn't his business anymore. Pete encourages him to at least see what's going on with the Townies. Deciding to go for it, Jimmy states that he'll need some back up - someone "big who doesn't hate him yet." They both immediately think of Russell." "After Russell has smashed through the gate, he somehow manages to get up relatively unscathed. The police turn up, however, and he runs off. Zoe arrives and agrees to help Jimmy find Edgar Munsen, the leader of the Townies."

"Zoe is waiting for Jimmy outside her house in Blue Skies Industrial Park, but she's agitated and not happy to see him. She breaks the news that a full-scale riot has broken out in Bullworth Academy. Zoe goes to get the Townies together, while Jimmy has to track down Russell."