Biden Admin Introduces New Plan to Hide ‘Puppet Presidency’

Biden Admin Introduces New Plan to Hide ‘Puppet Presidency’

It’s no secret, even to the Democrats, that Joe Biden is not in the best shape.

As such, the White House has recently introduced a “special routine.”

According to reports, Biden’s advisors are greatly concerned that his stiffened gait will highlight his old age and feeble state.

Now, rumors are floating that Biden can no longer walk solo. The new reality seems to be that he will be continually surrounded by a giant entourage of aides and staffers to further mask his debilitated state.

They can also act as human shields to prevent Biden from answering any questions from the press.

Surprisingly, they didn’t think of this sooner.