Highly Contagious Pandemic: Rebutting the Presumption

Alumnus of Most Competitive College in Virginia Moves to Rebut the Presumption of a Highly Contagious Pandemic

[FOB Freedom, April 28, 2024] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

Republicans in the most reliable Democrat Party Congressional District in Virginia, the only former state of the former Confederacy to deliver its 13 Electoral College Votes to former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton in 2016 had failed after a pandemic emergency declaration had been terminated to find even one candidate qualify for the June primary ballot, and one fringe independent who had been faced with the task of soliciting a thousand valid signatures back in 2020, after the former Virginia Governor had declared a lockdown of the entire state, over just 45 cases and one fatality, is waxing nostalgic as he mounts an effort again to qualify for the November ballot in a district where perhaps long covid has caused residents to forget the name that had appeared in a top 20 views story in ARL Now, intriguingly because of his internationally notorious association with research on viruses.

“Well, Howard, as you know, in that oxymoronic military intelligence, we are not permitted to simply just assume anything, and while the most educated and enlightened voters elect to discriminate, and only read those things that reinforce their prejudices and prior notions, including prefilled dots to assist them in distinguishing between an R and a D on a sample ballot, we have to read everything, like Robert Redford in Three Days of the Condor, and use that muscle between our ears for more than a paperweight, engaging in what some call ‘analysis’. When a pandemic alarm goes off, our job is to test the validity, and not just follow orders, because it might be something else. A ruse, a trick, a clever tactic to divert our attention, like leaving a gift horse outside the walls of Troy, ya know? Wait. They may not have read Homer, while watching the Simpsons in our second best public schools,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.