Watters Takes Down Hysterical News Coverage Of The Earthquake

"And then for the rest of the day, 40 million people kept asking each other, "Did you feel it?" Some people didn't even come in to work. Some people pulled over to the side of the road and prayed... People from all over the country were texting me if I was OK, and then I realized what the fuss was about: location, location, location. The earthquake touched New York, the media capital of the country. If an anchor gets jostled for 10 seconds, you'll hear about it all day."