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Colin Jost: "The last time I was in DC I left my cocaine at the White House. Luckily, the president was able to put it to good use for his State of the Union. Of course I'm kidding, the president doesn't call it cocaine, he calls it high speed rail."

"There are some who call you enemy of the people. That's wrong and dangerous. You literally risk your lives to do the job you do... Journalism is clearly not a crime."

"I had a great stretch since the State of the Union, but Donald had a few tough days lately. You might call it Stormy weather."

Mike Pompeo: "My biggest disappointment frankly from the Biden Administration hasn't been their weakness on the campuses... The fact that they have not supported Israel's fundamental right to keep its people safe."

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Rep Robert Garcia: "We're seeing him for the conman that he is... Donald Trump is sitting there as a diminished person who tired to destroy our country, and overthrow our government."

Matt Whitaker: "non-disclosure agreements are very typical for the wealthy and the famous."

Gutfeld: "Hillary Clinton this week claimed that Donald Trump wants to be like Vlad Putin. Which is odd she has more in common with Vlad in that she looks horrible topless....and she kills people.

Rep Jim Jordan: "It's all driven by politics. The whole plan in here is to keep Biden in the basement... and Trump on trial."

Biden, 81, has aides flank him on walks to Marine One to block cameras from catching him shuffling, stumbling: report https://nypost.com/2024/04/26/us-news/the-reason-why-joe-biden-changed-how-he-walks/

"Thieves show no respect for congressman pencil neck... It should be easy to find the thieves just look for the guy wearing a shirt with 32-inch sleeves and an 8-inch neck."

"Biden actually sat down for an interview, but sadly, hard-hitting questions were off the table. Biden joined former shock jock turned, well, he says it himself: proudly-woke Democrat Howard Stern on his radio show, where Biden dusted off a lot of his favorite tall tales. We call them lies."

"Biden's telling fake stories in front of fake crowds and fake white House sets. It's all fiction. Joe Biden's the most highly produced candidate in American history, and the white House is more focused on making sure their main character stays on his two feet than they are focused on you."

"I would stand there on stage with Trump and I repeat over and over again. 'Excuse me, please find me 11,000 votes so that I could win the election.'"

Alina Habba: "We have a serious problem. We have a problem where there's vitriol, there's Trump derangement syndrome and it's blinding lawyers, it's blinding jurors and it's affecting judges."

Mark Levin: “This is a political show trial. This isn't a criminal trial. This is a disgrace. This judge is a disaster and a complete disgrace. He obviously should have recused himself, his daughters raising money on the case, for God's sakes.”

https://twitter.com/CoreyGerkenWX/status/1783949077459124480?t=e8KGGnCa2NiSAAjNcDg0jQ&s=19

Trump: "This is a case that should have never been brought. Every legal scholar... Andy McCarthy ... Jonathan Turley... Mark Levin can't believe this is happening in our country. There is no case here."

Trump: "I'm here. I'm ready willing and able... Just tell me where."

Rep Ilhan Omar: "It is really unfortunate that people don't care about the fact that all Jewish kids should be kept safe and that we should not have to tolerate anti-Semitism or bigotry for all Jewish students whether they are pro genocide or anti-genicide."

Chris Christie: "I would have preferred any of those people over Trump. Ramaswamy and Trump, I would have hoped for a death match, where they both die."

Chris Christie: "I'm not voting for Trump... Biden is past his sell-by date... If the American people are stupid enough to nominate these two guys that doesn't mean I have to be stupid too."