Name: Bridging Back Better with Secretary Booty Juice and the Holding Company — Episode 317
Uploaded: 2024-03-29T02:29:49+00:00
Duration: 1 h 2 min 4 s
Description: Traffic on Interstate 695 has come to a screeching halt and the Port of Baltimore is completely shut down after the Cargo Ship Dali crashed into the Francis Scott Key bridge like it was Dave Matthews

Streamed on: Mar 28, 10:00 pm EDT

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Traffic on Interstate 695 has come to a screeching halt and the Port of Baltimore is completely shut down after the Cargo Ship Dali crashed into the Francis Scott Key bridge like it was Dave Matthews in an alcoholic episode.

But while America waits with bated breath for the results of an official investigation, it’s important to remember that the latest tinfoil analysis from Lara Logan and Co. is completely inspired by racism. Just like with East Palestine, Secretary Booty Juice is on the job. Everything is FINE.

Meanwhile, on the Eastern Front, the death toll in Moscow stands at 143 and while Putin weighs the appropriate response to the latest act of terror, the Washington Post reports that Xenophobia is on the rise in the motherland.

Back in the United Socialist States of America, P Diddy is running away with the headlines like he did with Justin Bieber’s innocence, a St. Louis, Missouri man has been accused of being a Russian asset after a couple of meetings with FSB, and cocoa prices are skyrocketing just ahead of chocolate bunny day.

It’s a good thing the Justice Department just launched the National Extreme Risk Protection Order Resource Center because the latest generation of cross-dressing spies are going to need considerable resources to enact the final solution for the brazen and disobedient fools who refuse to give up on their dreams of making America great again.

The Council considers “The Great What If?” just ahead of April Fools Day on March 28, 2024

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Show Notes:
Francis Scott Key Bridge
https://youtu.be/N39w6aQFKSQ?si=LEFfR_9p8JpmXv3f

https://x.com/laralogan/status/1773210648932974637?s=46&t=Aky2pAmA2YebkaGNvTIvMw

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/transportation-sec-buttigieg-says-govt-must-tear-down-barriers-rebuild-baltimore-bridge

Moscow Attack
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/03/27/russia-terror-death-toll-migrants/

P Diddy
Diddy raided: Here are all the allegations made against Sean Combs | The Independent

Russian Agents and Black American Socialism.
https://x.com/tuckercarlson/status/1771294532325257685?s=46&t=Aky2pAmA2YebkaGNvTIvMw

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1580251/dl

Cocoa Prices
Why cocoa futures prices are exploding toward $10,000

DOJ Extreme Risk Protection
https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-department-launches-national-extreme-risk-protection-order-resource-center