man i have missed this feeling of total failure *ag bombs @ tk2 (standup "comedy")

ronnit is smoking weed outside haha
apparently ronnit fell the last time she was here which does not surprise me (she also fell after the mic outside going down the stairs)
i totally understand now why another comic said i looked like a stray cat
this place is going away (the rent is too high apparently)
i am so dark already
hitting that note wasn't funny at all!
everything else controls you so...
playing God much like the news media
nope you're just projecting (again)
most that think they're autistic are just addicted to their phone
since they've been staring at screens since they were born...
many that do comedy aren't funny (i am providing a fine example of this!)
i piss off a lotta people (unintentionally) and it's always a pretty diverse group so comedy just makes sense (there were other comics nodding when i said this)
no need for AA meetings due to the camera crew of self-awareness in my head watching me drink
the piano thing didn't work this time, mainly cos it wasn't random enough
propaganda (dinosaur) laughed so the audience doesn't have to
that was Ronnit, at first it was an unholy spirit (so true!)
i live in my head so no need for "real men" as if they even exist
little do they know we already died
made in God's image? well then God must hate Himself some of the time
flexapro...flexing my 10 finger discount in order to feel sumin besides rage
this was not the crowd for psychiatric medication material
planet witness is a very good spiritual gym
nothin says liberty quite like made in china
man i have missed kelsey