comedy allowed me to accept my man brain

a point that i keep on making...
those adjacent to _____ aren't very good
i used to be liberal so it made sense that i thought of myself as a victim
why change when you have so many fine examples of way worse behavior to compare yourself to
drunk all of the time (ag) vs drunk most of the time (ag's frenz)
i come here enough to be recognized
*apparently they do have good memory
that goose just took a dump, i wish yawl coulda seen it
no such thing as moral superiority (if that's how you feel about yourself you have missed the mark)
anyone on the outside can see that the L & the R are the same
i am a weird girl, definitely not a "real woman" ie one that bakes n makes babies
i'm so jealous of real women, when i was a teenager this used to bother me way more, when i turned 30 i accepted it n started doin standup
no quicker way to discover your crazy than by consuming liquor
"they never took me to disney world"
i faced that darker part of me that wanted to stay pissed off about certain things that happened or didn't happen
those truly in the dark can't even acknowledge it
i have never been any good at lying, but i definitely manipulated situations, not to mention stole a buncha shit haha
i hated normalcy so much
now i'm surrounded by happy famblies at church
my family always pretended to have it all together but...