Possum Porridge, Noodling Woman & Naked John Cena

"Critters for Dinner" kicks off with hosts Patton and Jason discussing Patton's unique dinner plans involving possum porridge, which includes soaking a live possum in warm water with veggies and biscuits before releasing it. They then dive into a discussion about outdoorswoman Hannah Baron and the absurdity of societal beauty standards. The conversation takes a comedic turn as they touch on John Cena's infamous Oscars appearance and conspiracy theories about his nudity. The hosts reflect on their first episode, express gratitude for support, and humorously banter about potential future antics. Patton shares her social media handles, and the episode wraps up with a jovial farewell.