guilty as charged (by me, per usual)

lightening my spirits w/ cold coffee
my camcorder is always resting on sumin unsturdy (this was a common problem when i shot videos, driving around)
paper straws are terrible
there is no solution to the plastic straw situation
paisley is overcompensating for ag
God will truly love you back
fuck that poster stare at me (says my cat)
there's that ass again
we're gonna have to cut down on her food intake n then feed her better (raw diet)
i don't eat that much
cats wanna eat way more than ag
why do we have to coerce our pets into eating the way that they're supposed to
it's my fault that my cat is fat
i need to stop giving her so many treats
now that paisley no longer has to worry about arlo pushing her outta the way of her own food dish
it's totally natural for them so it's actually not nasty at all