3 months ago

Crack your knuckles- it’s another dose of the Trauma Years with your captain Wierd Gaz Yankovic.
Things start ramping up here, the violence at home got worse, bullying at school got worse…

Running away sure wasn’t working.

I found myself getting sent to the principals office even when I was the recipient.

Figured if I was going to get suspended anyway I was gonna make sure the punishment matched the crime.

If I was gonna get beaten at home for being sent home from school I’d at least wanna do to them what he was gonna do to me… I’m not saying that’s a good thing. But it’s where my mind went…
If ur sending me to the electric chair:
I get to link a car battery to your pepperonis.

And every time I hear the words “zero tolerance bullying policy” I get irrationally angry.

You tolerate it, right up until the victim tries to defend themselves.
And if I’m getting sent to the principal for blocking my face with a backpack, you have a warped view of what constitutes as bullying. Next time... It’s my turn.
Bricks will be in the backpack.
And I’m swinging for the bleachers.

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