thank the Lord ag doesn't believe in twitter

*i didn't waste it, it was 27.40 after all
they were actually playing sumin good at the gas station
close to me is one of the greatest songs ever written about sex
head in the door, the cure (1985)
i will oblige, dear thelonious (car)
i have yet to receive a reply msg
perhaps they are mocking my restaurant job
not hoisting myself up here or anything
the service industry is generally recognized as the lowest rung
i don't look at anything like that
it's always gotta be about some kinda oppression
don't whine bout student loans if you chose to go to college
college is kinda obviously a ponzie scheme
i told my parents that i was gonna party my way outta school
driving is pretty conventional tho
i guess i don't live a very serious life tho, i sleep w/ stuffed animals still haha not a joke ask my ex boyfriends
every time people get mad it's usually this level of immature
stay mad about my perspective
i know you ain't watchin but i hate to break it to the idealized version of you
this is the internet honey, we can say whatever the fuck we want in these parts
i'm a comedian so i can kinda get away w/ it
let's get this % a little more accurate
for every 50 plebs there's one befuddled artist struggling w/ addiction that greatly benefits from what i do
no private conversations w/ straight men sorry i know what it's about
too many dudes get the wrong impression from me
i'm already everybody's therapist
people have lied to me cos they lie to themselves
no i ain't no teddy bear
perhaps i am a teddy bear w/ spikes
protective over my safe space over here
ag is the least woo-able bitch on planet earth
nobody can fix you, you need to fix yo'self
reading the Bible is more helpful than anything else
i no longer curl up w/ this n feel sorry for myself
this is the most satanic country in the world n we are a sponge
not self-righteous but just honest
everyone can go on the internet n run their mouth
make sumin, damnit
we compete cos of the fall
the devil has convinced us to compete w/ one another as he competed w/ God
well i guess i'm a leftist then but really i'm just an artist
do not disturb the artist when she drinks her green goo
can you imagine smoothie king after hours
maybe i should be a bartender
i need guinea pigs aka day drunks
most people do plan to relapse or kill themselves for that matter
i am pretty obstinate i know it trust me
nice ladeh very very nice ladeh
i told yawl we multi-task
who rescued who? exactly.
dog ownership has only seemed to create more problems in america
pets seem to be a replacement for fambly
at least this person knows that they are emotionally unstable
i talk shit cos i'm a comedian n that's kinda the art form in certain regards
i pay a lotta attention to my surroundings n culture n human existence
i am changing yawl, i was wearing my pajama pants earlier
i feel compelled to talk endlessly about these things, i'm forcing myself to put it out there
i'm a little too a lotta things for most (conventional) people
thank you stand up comedy for helping me to understand this waaaaaay better
there are gonna be sooooo many people that think what you do is total crap
that's why YOU have to believe in you
my fuck all swagger pisses em off cos i ain't takin heed, bitch