i'm really cool n all but i won't put out for shit (onto the next crazy bitch)

i get impulsive n buy dumb shit
*i only bought one unnecessary thing tonight n it was a pair of xmas spongebob squarepants that were on sale, i was tempted to buy waaaaaay more
i didn't mean to honk you, thelonious
gonna abide by the rules just for right now
i knock my camcorder around like a house wife
men aren't abusive but they are annoying
most men want a bitch that will roll over n play dead
spending time w/ people by choice???
white women tend to be a handful
i apologized to the clerk @ tj maxx for being annoying n she said it was fine
they usually let chu know that they're jewish somehow haha
i hate obligatory anything so holidays tend to stress me out
my parents insisted on going to the retirement community n they're the youngest ones there
my mom is too overweight to be able to take care of herself considering the edema
my dad is way more disciplined than my mom
am i doing the same thing as the stupid ass women i complain about
it ain't even worth it, man
my personality is interesting i know but still
if you like me, why are you trying to change me
i will never belong to anyone but God