everything dies eventually

the battery is in the red zone
don't chu wanna feel drunk, well here you go
it's really not that impressive outside, amy
all these plants are dead now
they still looked like shit cos they were mine haha
RIP arlo (former cat), that poor son of a bitch
paisley is not a pain in the ass at all
cats are way funnier than dogs, they have way more personality
look at this dynamic yawl
DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR ME!
take yer chances n get AIDS
almonds are toxic to cats
i have to take ownership for the fact that my house is a mess n therefore somewhat dangerous to animals that don't know any better
making a baby requires a man that i don't have any desire to attain
ag is gonna make a movie called black cat that has the total opposite outcome of that darren aronofsky film
i do have it on dvd
i never watched that movie or any movie for that matter
i have been in the red zone all my life