Chatty Cathy Engages In Monologue Announcing Her Pregnancy

thejasonhortonPublished: December 7, 2017Updated: December 11, 2017991 views
Published: December 7, 2017Updated: December 11, 2017

A bizarre video has emerged online of a chatty woman announcing her pregnancy tests to a guy she just met, informing him that they are expecting a baby, waving the positive test results in his face!

This pregnancy test came as a huge surprise, especially for the guy standing at the door! It's always better to be safe than sorry when it comes to pregnancy tests, but this pregnancy announcement went a little too far!

Watch this hilarious monologue a woman engages into, not allowing the father-to-be to have a word. She is so excited to give him the good news, but this monologue take a surprising turn after the one-minute constant talk.

At the beginning of the video, we see a door open and a man waving his hand trying to say ‘Hi” when a woman on the other side of the door beats him to it and starts a monologue. She goes on and on about how happy she is to find out that she is pregnant.

“You are not going to believe this, I’m pregnant!”, the woman screams leaving the man waiting outside the door, all puzzled and confused. The only thing he does is move his eyes, head and body in discomfort, not managing to utter a word. The woman continues to talk and talk, and not a single word comes out of this man’s mouth! Is he too confused to say anything or he just cannot get a turn from chatty Cathy.

“I am so excited. It has been such a journey of heartache and pain and trying and trying and trying…”, she puts the pregnancy stick into his face, waving it with excitement. “I finally got that little blue line which means pregnant! It is just that the joy that I am going to feel seeing that little Jane popping out. I mean, we don’t have to name her Jane, we can talk about that, she can be Samantha, she is going to curl her little hair and she is going to be just like her mom… I have been waiting for this moment for so long and I just realized I have not even introduced myself…” and this is when we get that Hollywood twist!

“I am Terran, I mean you know who I am”, the man doesn’t even get the chance to say his name! “The whole online dating thing is so funny, because when you finally meet someone for the first time for a date you don’t know if they are going to be crazy or if they would look like their profile picture… you look a lot like your profile picture….”, can you believe this woman?

“Should we get something to eat, I mean, I am eating for two now, so...we’ll be really hungry, yeah! Let’s get some food…”, off the door they go. Poor guy!

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